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[Rafa D]

We have been quite lucky here on newkit with the humour of some of our members. I frequent a lot of forums and to be honest none come close to this for funny posters.


We have the utter wonder that is Lando. His put downs are classic, never have a seen a more graphic put down than Lando's foul mouth rants. Judge is  another funny poster, S@int tells his dad jokes in the real world and dawson is well dawson! 

Stu thinking he's the be all and end all of the football discussion page, woof-woof with his quick wit humour, Jonny Mac with that terrible :

 


and the plently of others who have made me laugh over the last 2000 and odd posts I have made.


However for me Mahattan is definetly the funniest poster on here, his 3rd person writing style, his quick humour and generally making me myself laughing. Here's a few examples:

Paisley should certainly get a knighthood.

Bill Nicholson should get one too.

I would say three European cups and winning the first English league and cup double for seventy-three years warrants two honours for those guys.

After all, Bono got an award for "services to sunglasses" or something.

Brian Clough should be honoured too.

Why all these guys are ignored while Fergie gets the Blairite hand job is beyond me. Then again, he's a New Labour supporter isn't he?

-laughs-

On MOTD, Rafa called Everscum a small club again.

He said something like "deza smalla clubz playa de defensive no?"

The DIC pulled out.

They couldn't maintain their rigidness for long enough.

Astrit ajdarevic

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

It's like when Celtic signed that bloke Jan Vennegor Of Hesselink And Westphalia Lord Of The Saxon Kingdoms The Prince Of Baden-Witenburge And Earl Of The Lower Rhine Dukedoms

I think it's really odd.

Man Utd want to sign Roger Hargreaves?

Yeah, his "Mr. Men" books were quality children's literature, but that doesn't mean he can play football.

Hey, you know who we should sign?

Salif Diao.


I've heard he's a great player.

I'm going to buy Chelsea.

I'm going to build four little green houses and one big red hotel.

[Years Of Decay]

Meh tries too hard to be funny

[babu]

We have been quite lucky here on newkit with the humour of some of our members. I frequent a lot of forums and to be honest none come close to this for funny posters.


We have the utter wonder that is Lando. His put downs are classic, never have a seen a more graphic put down than Lando's foul mouth rants. Judge is  another funny poster, S@int tells his dad jokes in the real world and dawson is well dawson! 

Stu thinking he's the be all and end all of the football discussion page, woof-woof with his quick wit humour, Jonny Mac with that terrible :

 


and the plently of others who have made me laugh over the last 2000 and odd posts I have made.


However for me Mahattan is definetly the funniest poster on here, his 3rd person writing style, his quick humour and generally making me myself laughing. Here's a few examples:

Paisley should certainly get a knighthood.

Bill Nicholson should get one too.

I would say three European cups and winning the first English league and cup double for seventy-three years warrants two honours for those guys.

After all, Bono got an award for "services to sunglasses" or something.

Brian Clough should be honoured too.

Why all these guys are ignored while Fergie gets the Blairite hand job is beyond me. Then again, he's a New Labour supporter isn't he?

-laughs-

On MOTD, Rafa called Everscum a small club again.

He said something like "deza smalla clubz playa de defensive no?"

The DIC pulled out.

They couldn't maintain their rigidness for long enough.

Astrit ajdarevic

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

It's like when Celtic signed that bloke Jan Vennegor Of Hesselink And Westphalia Lord Of The Saxon Kingdoms The Prince Of Baden-Witenburge And Earl Of The Lower Rhine Dukedoms

I think it's really odd.

Man Utd want to sign Roger Hargreaves?

Yeah, his "Mr. Men" books were quality children's literature, but that doesn't mean he can play football.

Hey, you know who we should sign?

Salif Diao.


I've heard he's a great player.

I'm going to buy Chelsea.

I'm going to build four little green houses and one big red hotel.

Nah he or it is quality and a credit to the forum. always thought so.

[Sabre]

The Manhattan project is one of the best posters of this site, because he has a genuine style, I don't remember him entering a single fight since I joined in 2004, and his humour is very understandable by me! I'm unable to get many injokes, but TMP had me in stitches often.

Lando is great and also one of my favs, but I miss his rants against the likes of Yidofcourse, hopefully with the many english visitors we'll have next weeks we'll have the chance of reading one of his anti archenemy rants.

Both Lando and Manhattan mix funny jokes with serious opinions, which is nice.

Dawson and Judge are funny aswell, but I guess they have more of a brittish humour, as I only get it sometimes but I'm well aware their humour is very popular!.

Leonmc is also one than can make me laugh, but I think Manhattan deserved well this tribute thread, he's a long time poster, and a good one!

[Woollyback]

manhattan is class, he cracks me up   it's a close run thing between him, woof, taff, dawsonio, leon & andy "where the feck is he?" g for the resident comic award

[Stu.Murph]

Dawson is about as funny as watching paint dry and is as thick they come.

Its not a suprise to see Rafa-Dodd starting yet another thread to brown-nose another member.

You make me cringe lad.

[Woollyback]

whadda matta stu, someone blow a load of wasps up yer @rse? 

[Stu.Murph]

whadda matta stu, someone blow a load of wasps up yer @rse? 

I just don't like arse kissers.

[Sabre]

I just don't like kissers

If Dodd was an árse  kísser, he wouldn't be kíssing Manhattan's árse but one of the mods or "important members". Rafa-Dodd is just giving the credit that a good poster deserves. Give him a break, lad!!

I'll try a I'm angry face

[Rafa D]

Stu I want be pulled into another disagreement with you. Lets just leave it at that.

[Stu.Murph]

[tommycockles]

Stu "i can't wait to get banned again" Murph (yawn!)

Yep Manhattan's good value and makes a change from the know-all (or think they do) posters.

[66-1112520797]

Bamaga thinks Manhatten is strangely funny

[JBG]

Yeah, I've always liked Manhattan, every since he first posted with that Cassandra Compact or whatever it is sig.

[woof woof !]

Astrit ajdarevic

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

It's like when Celtic signed that bloke Jan Vennegor Of Hesselink And Westphalia Lord Of The Saxon Kingdoms The Prince Of Baden-Witenburge And Earl Of The Lower Rhine Dukedoms

I think it's really odd.

Man Utd want to sign Roger Hargreaves?

Yeah, his "Mr. Men" books were quality children's literature, but that doesn't mean he can play football.

Sharp and inventive , Manhattan Project cracks me up . 

compare that to this

Stu.Murph Posted on April 11 2007,13:05
Dawson is about as funny as watching paint dry and is as thick they come.

Its not a suprise to see Rafa-Dodd starting yet another thread to brown-nose another member.

You make me cringe lad.

Stick to football Stu , your social skills are non f'ucking existent.