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by **woof woof !** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:54 am

stmichael wrote:has to be angelina. just look at those lips

Imagine those lips an inch from your wand ,blowin' softly .
:help

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:56 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:Angeline Jolie is an absolute trog.

I am NOT (repeat NOT) gay!!!)

Sorry Lando , but you are .

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:10 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:Angeline Jolie is an absolute trog.

I am NOT (repeat NOT) gay!!!)

Sorry Lando , but you are .

homo alert! backs to the wall lads and if you drop the soap just leave it there!

bum bandito in the room!

Lando_Griffin wrote:Angeline Jolie is an absolute trog.

Give your head a shake lad, although your entiltled to your own opinion so if she's not your type we understand...

......your bent!

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:49 pm

lando, do you have cushions on the back parcel shelf of your car?

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:54 pm

Fack off, you bunch of trog-shafters!!!!!!

I'm more of a Cheryl Tweedy/Eva Longoria/Catherine Zeta Jones man. I am certainly NOT a tackle shackler!!!!!!!!!

by **Dom1** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:55 pm

mmm Eva Longoria.... I like it wild, hard, crazy etc

tis what im talkin aboot

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:58 pm

Dom, you are a saint!!!!!

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:04 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'm more of a Cheryl Tweedy/Eva Longoria/Catherine Zeta Jones lookalike.

christ you must be the envy of all the lads down the blue oyster club

by **LFC #1** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:04 pm

belongs in the flange thread that

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:14 pm

You WISH I looked like Cheryl, wooly!!!!!!! I really think AJ is rank. Dont know why, she just doesn't float my boat!!!!!!!Nice body, though!!!!! :laugh:

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:15 pm

Shes definately a paper bag hag.

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:21 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Shes definately a paper bag hag.

1, 2 or 3 bagger?

by **Lando_Griffin** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:34 pm

Not sure which way you rate it, but Im assuming 3 is the worst, so I'd have to say 2.(Either way, she's middle of the road bag hag!!!!!) I dont know what it is, I just think shes so slaggyly ugly. Like a prozzie with VD or something!!!!! Plus she drinks blood, so how could you trust her with your c*ck in her mouth!?! A little nibble could soon turn into a 4 hour op and law suits, etc!!!!!Then again, shes well versed on gobbling, so she could be fab at it. Not worth the risk, though!!!!! If you want dirty ho's, then there are plenty out there who are better looking than that bint!!!!!! I bet Salma Hayek is a right slag!!!!!!

by **Woollyback** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:06 pm

ONE bag for a bit of a boot, put it over her head so you can't see her face and have your wicked way

TWO bags for a real hound - one bag over her head, and the other over your own head just in case any of your mates spot you

THREE bagger - for the queen of all munters, one bag over her head so you can't see her face, another over your own head just in case any of your mates spot you and a third by the side of the bed in case you're sick

by **LFC #1** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:19 pm

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