Someone else's bird - Would you do it?

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Postby laza » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:32 am

I hope Greavesie you not eyeing a window of opportunity with Mrs Rooney at moment
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Funny thing I find in my experiences  though its people who quite happy to cut someone else's grass. Are always ones who scream the loudest when they find a turd on their own lawn
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Postby Bermenstein » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:18 am

Get out clause

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Postby fivecups » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:37 am

mistyred wrote:F uck that lmao, if a bird has a bloke and willing for me to f uck her she's nothing but a slapper mate.

To many of them out their mate met a few but there ya go.

Dont like people that dont have alot of respect for themselves also dont like women that feel ok about
getting banged by two or three blokes at one those are the kind of birds that will give ya some shyt u cant get rid of.

Always remember if your gonna do that shyt condoms are ya friend :laugh:

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Postby dawson99 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:41 am

Misty's got that burning sensation experience methinks
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:08 am

dawson99 wrote:Misty's got that burning sensation experience methinks

Bad Aids? :D
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:09 am

Ciggy wrote:
dawson99 wrote:Misty's got that burning sensation experience methinks

Bad Aids? :D

:wwww

It's like razorblades
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Postby mistyred » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:20 pm

your all so funny i aint being caught short lads never gonna happen :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:43 pm

just glad you're backd ude, and the ointment worked :D
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Postby mistyred » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:46 pm

Dawson cheers bro, u need the ointment more than me dude dirty stop out :D
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:58 pm

I need burning mate :D
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:20 pm

Anything like that years ago and it was down the Seamans Mission in Paradise St for the old umbrella down your japs
I've heard stories that would make your  toes curl .....
at least they have tablets now and it doesn't result in an all out expedition down your japs eye      :sniffle
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Postby Greavesie » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:22 pm

If I said she takes it up the @rse would it change anyones mind? :laugh:
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Postby andy_g » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:27 pm

Greavesie wrote:If I said she takes it up the @rse would it change anyones mind? :laugh:

yes, i've now decided i wouldn't want shít on my díck.
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:42 pm

andy_g wrote:
Greavesie wrote:If I said she takes it up the @rse would it change anyones mind? :laugh:

yes, i've now decided i wouldn't want shít on my díck.

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Postby Greavesie » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:31 pm

:laugh:
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