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[Lionheart]

Australia's new tourism catch phrase (to encourage British tourists to visit our sunny shores) has just met with a total ban from the TV screens and airwaves in Britain.

The terrible phrase that can't be uttered??
































Where the bloody hell are you??

What?? Are you all getting soft over there?? I've heard a whole lot worse on most British TV shows (even 'The Bill')

     

[82-1074641017]

Lionheart has there been a documentary in OZ about nightlife in Liverpool because when I was in the baa baa in June last year in Liverpool city centre there was a film crew from Australia filming the bar area.
The Film Crews minder told me that its going to be a documentary series about British nightlife and it will be shown in Australia and New Zealand.
I know you mightnt have seen it but its worth a try?

[Lionheart]

Lionheart has there been a documentary in OZ about nightlife in Liverpool because when I was in the baa baa in June last year in Liverpool city centre there was a film crew from Australia filming the bar area.
The Film Crews minder told me that its going to be a documentary series about British nightlife and it will be shown in Australia and New Zealand.
I know you mightnt have seen it but its worth a try?

That'll be on the soft porn channel!!!     


OR

Maybe it was on the channel that aims to cure insomniacs!!! 

[82-1074641017]

Lionheart has there been a documentary in OZ about nightlife in Liverpool because when I was in the baa baa in June last year in Liverpool city centre there was a film crew from Australia filming the bar area.
The Film Crews minder told me that its going to be a documentary series about British nightlife and it will be shown in Australia and New Zealand.
I know you mightnt have seen it but its worth a try?

That'll be on the soft porn channel!!!     


OR

Maybe it was on the channel that aims to cure insomniacs!!! 

Great so the southern hemisphere is going to see a sexy 6'2 scouse stud muffin bladdered off cheap spirits
Fantastic  

[Lionheart]

I would hazard a guess that this might be you Roberts...would that be in a skirt or leather cowboy chaps???!!!

[Woollyback]

what's the phrase that's been banned lionherat? is it "soft pommies"?

if that's it then it's ridiculous, who the f*ck has decided in their eternal wisdom that we'd be offended by that!? probably the same person that decided we aren't allowed to call you lot a bunch of bloody convicts

bananas

[greenred]

Lionheart has there been a documentary in OZ about nightlife in Liverpool because when I was in the baa baa in June last year in Liverpool city centre there was a film crew from Australia filming the bar area.
The Film Crews minder told me that its going to be a documentary series about British nightlife and it will be shown in Australia and New Zealand.
I know you mightnt have seen it but its worth a try?

An Aussie pal of mine saw it recently and reckons it was a stitch up job.Liverpool didnt get shown in a good light.

[Cool Hand Luke]

No wonder this country is going to the dogs. Also, Baa Baa Black sheep is now banned, we live in a crazy world I tell ya!

[Lionheart]

I just noticed...even this forum doesn't censor the word 'bloody'

[82-1074641017]

I would hazard a guess that this might be you Roberts...would that be in a skirt or leather cowboy chaps???!!!

I have very nice legs but im more of a jeans man

[Woollyback]

I just noticed...even this forum doesn't censor the word 'bloody'

bloody brilliant isn't it?  

[Judge]

a typical ''criminal'' thread

[Lionheart]

a typical ''criminal'' thread

and a typical 'soft' response!!! 

[laza]

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar.

There was only one other person in the bar. It was a man. The three men kept
looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar.

They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, When
suddenly the Irishman cried out

"My God, I know who that man is. It's Jesus!"

The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting
alone at a table.

The Irishman calls out, "Hey! you!!! Are you Jesus?"

The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head.
"Yes, I am Jesus" he says.

The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you
to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me."

So the bartender pours Jesus a Guinness and takes it over to his
table.

Jesus looks over, raises his gla ss, smiles thank you and drinks.

The Englishman then calls out, "Errr, excuse me Sir but would you
be Jesus?"

Jesus smiles and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."

The Englishman beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a Pint of
Newcastle Brown Ale for Jesus, this the bartender duly does.

As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the men.

Then the Australian calls out, "Oi, you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus, or what?"

Jesus nods and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."

The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a Pot of
Victoria Bitter for Jesus, this he accepts with pleasure.

Some time later, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and
approaches the three men.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement.

"Oh God, the arthritis is gone," he says. "The arthritis I've had for years
is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking him for the Newcastle
Brown Ale. Upon letting go, the Englishman's eyes widen in shock.

"By jove", he exclaims, "The migraine I've had for over 40 years is
completely gone. It's a Miracle!"

Jesus then approaches the Australian, who has a terrified look on his face.
The Aussie whispers.

"Back off mate, I'm on Workers Comp"

[TheoRacle]

Classic - Laza.