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[mitch22]

Like the tv show what 3 things would you happily see
vanish from the Earth.

1. Corned beef can , key openers. - Which ever smart @ss invented the funny shaped can where the key always snaps off. An you cant get the f.u.cker open. (3 stitches last nite for trying to prize it open with a conventional tin opener)

2. Foreign call centers how often do you call a bank and got some geezer from india hardly speaking english trying to help.

3.C-list Celebritys like these out of big bro who will come out now and earn loads of ££

[daxy1]

erm let me think
1.cheatski
2.manure
3.bitter blues

oh and id like to get rid of the corned beef tin's aswell ive got a scar off one of them cnunts

[2520years]

Graham Poll!

[Bad Bob]

Tough one.  What 3 things would I happily see vanish from the Earth?  Preferably before my very eyes?  Let's see....

1) Halle Berry's kit
2) Jessica Alba's kit
3) Elisha Cuthbert's kit

That'll do for a start!

[Ciggy]

1. Flys 
2. Bluebottles 
3. Neil feckin Warnock

[Woollyback]

neil warnock, oh f*ckin yes

[Dalglish]

1. Eamon Holmes (But would the fat fecker fit in there )

2. Clive Tylesley who can't seem to commentate on ANY game on TV without mentioning that famous "treble" in 1999  

3. Anybody who plays Rap music:D

[kingofthegreen]

Only 3! oh well, today im feeling considerably p1ssed off with the following random things;

1. Crufts!? WTF!!!

2. Mobile ringtones that you buy from a music channel advert! if you buy one of these you are a tw@t! kill yourself! (you know the ones)

3. Tw@ts who are employed to cut slices into yer garlic bread (frozen kind) but actually make incisions 2mm deep, meaning you cannot split your garlic bread properley and you end up with 2 1/2 pieces instead of 1 piece!!!!!

[Lando_Griffin]

3. Tw@ts who are employed to cut slices into yer garlic bread (frozen kind) but actually make incisions 2mm deep, meaning you cannot split your garlic bread properley and you end up with 2 1/2 pieces instead of 1 piece!!!!!

I just eat the entire thing anyway!

[drummerphil]

1. John Motson        its NED VED.........NOT NED VI ED
2. Drogba and Gary Neville
3. Brain Cancer

[metalhead]

Tough one.  What 3 things would I happily see vanish from the Earth?  Preferably before my very eyes?  Let's see....

1) Halle Berry's kit
2) Jessica Alba's kit
3) Elisha Cuthbert's kit

That'll do for a start!

I ditto to that!

except i would replace halle barry's kit to

angelina jolie's kit 

[82-1074641017]

'Lets put a end to criimmmeee
Lets put those straight through time!!
Lets put a end to crime
Lets put those straight through time!!
Lets put a end to crime
Lets put those straight through time!!
Lets put a end to crime
Lets put those straight through time!!

[shanks72]

1. The rotweiller dog next door - though I love him to bits!
    But he is left outdoors 24/7 and has been out there since October through rain and snow and this recent bout of hot weather.
    The turkish lad next door has got him to guard his ferrari, but like a friend of ours has said shouldn't the dog be sitting in the front seat!!
    Dog is out the back, car is left out front. The dog can go inside an outbuilding, with no door on, for shelter, but he has ripped his bed to shreads as he is
    unhappy. I feel very sorry for him and I feed him sausages over the fence as don't think he gets enough food. His owner feeds him once a day at
    10.00pm, not really ideal. Don't think the RSPCA can do anything as he is otherwise healthy, apart from his bad breath!! (And yes I do get that close!)
    Anyways, reason for putting him in room 101 is because he barks through the night, just underneath my bedroom window and I'm a very light sleeper.
    He did bark when they first got him, but then he stopped and peace was resummed, but now he has started again and I'm trying to get by on 3hrs
    sleep or so. I know other people have worst problems, but lack of sleep can be a killer! Sometimes I'm on the forum late at night, rather than be in bed listening to dog.
Boy next door said couldn't we all change bedrooms as that would be the solution.   


2. Boy next door, just to cover all options, in case he gets a
   new guard dog!!

3. Insomnia ----let there be peace and SLEEP resume.
   
   
   
                    

[JC_81]

1.  Lads who go to the pub and order a half pint.  FFS how gay is that?  Feck sake even if you really aren't into beer or you're driving or something just order a fecking pint and drink half instead of standing there like a ponce with a tiny glass.  Don't know why but this really pi.sses me off.

2.  Rugby.  Whats the attraction with watching a pack of fat b@st@rds touch each other up and roll about in the muck?  And what a bloody stupidly shaped ball, how is it a ball if its not fecking round?  How people can get excited about this 'sport' I'll never know.

3.  Big Brother.  Lump a bunch of social rejects into a house and watch as they blubber, argue and get pi.ssed on 2 bottles of beer.  Why?  None of them are ok, the fact they auditioned to be on there automatically qualifies them as being tw@ts.

[Mikz]

1. John Motson        its NED VED.........NOT NED VI ED
2. Drogba and Gary Neville
3. Brain Cancer

Ned vi ed Phil -what about the last world cup and that turkish guy -Hakan shassh
ok its probably the proper way of saying it but why bother?