Roberts - The man, the myth, the legend

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Postby Rafa D » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:11 pm

"Roberts has decided to leave us my dear friends."


Now what do you notice about that sentence?

Roberts LEFT us. He obviously had some issues with people on this site and he found it no longer viable to continue.

He did not get banned, he left of his own accord and then his account was banned . Viva La Resistance!!

Well same old, same old, will he come back again? Only time will tell. I know some people didn't get on with Roberto the Blurto - I can say this now and he cannot respond lol  :laugh:
but he was a funny guy.

Post your Roberts memories here and maybe we can get a soundtrack and supersub to do a pray the end or somethin  :oops:
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Postby stmichael » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:19 pm

i had no real problem with roberts. it just got tiresome when he came back with all these multiple ID's and then tried to deny that it was him, despite the fact that they all had the identical IP address.
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Postby Rafa D » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:24 pm

oh my brother comes round,

oh my cousin comes round,

Classic :D
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Postby Rafa D » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:25 pm

OK I'll start with a Rafadodd special song:


Goodbye Newkits Spammer
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the spam that placed itself
Where debates where goin on
You called out to our forum
And you spammed a lot of :censored:
Now you belong to the banned pile
And your user name is GUEST  :( 

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Liverpools best forum
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Loveliness we've lost
These empty days without your spam
This torch we'll always carry
For our forums bastard child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Liverpools best forum
Your candle's burned our long before
Your legend ever will

Goodbye Spammer man
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
Goodbye Spammer man
From a country lost without your soul
Who'll miss the wings of your compassion
More than you'll ever know

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And you footsteps will always fall here
Along Liverpool's best forum
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will


It never will dude!!

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:34 pm

my best memory about roberts is when he starred in the gay bestiality porn moovie, obviously with his experience he played mulitple parts. then there was the time he got so drunk and cried and cacked his pants when the little bloke in the chippy threatened to leather him.

ah so many memories and so litle time


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Postby dilbertsbanana » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:35 pm

ok, not sure whether to go to the introductions forum now that ive seen that this is just a very gay site by the looks of this particular thread.. and by that i do not mean it in a bad way, everyone can do what he or she wants. But rafa... if that is your name. get a room, and some tissues.

I have read up on this Roberts fellow, seems like a massive loss, my best memory of him personally is him leaving, a breath of fresh air.

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:36 pm

dilbertsbanana wrote:ok, not sure whether to go to the introductions forum now that ive seen that this is just a very gay site by the looks of this particular thread.. and by that i do not mean it in a bad way, everyone can do what he or she wants. But rafa... if that is your name. get a room, and some tissues.

I have read up on this Roberts fellow, seems like a massive loss, my best memory of him personally is him leaving, a breath of fresh air.

hoorah

roberts is back    :bowdown
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Postby dilbertsbanana » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:42 pm

I swear i am not this Roberts fella. I'm not into scatalogical passtimes mr wee
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Postby Rafa D » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:48 pm

Who shat on your banana man?
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Postby dilbertsbanana » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:50 pm

nobody, and you talk so hip man, you're twisting my melons man.

Roberts has gone. move on. evolution happens.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:56 pm

dilbertsbanana wrote:nobody, and you talk so hip man, you're twisting my melons man.

Roberts has gone. move on. evolution happens.

dilbertsbanana is actually lpa/karim/mudface/oasis/jerzy

it wont be long before his ego gets the better of him an admits it
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:40 pm

Oh deary me !

I just recieved a p/m from Roberts........ :oh:

Dear fellow Newkitters

Quite simply i have lost the will to live.The demons in my mind have finally beaten me to a shadow of the man i once was!I have been harrassed by schizophrenic dillusions for years now and quite simply i cannot take any more.
You lot all think that my Spam and multiple i/ds are me in fact you could not be more wrong.There are at least 12 of us in here!I dearly apologise for cramming the board with alter egos but i cant surpress my inner personalities any longer!

Also you know that pic with me and the dog with my smiling like a pansy,yes the one with flowers in the background.Well some of you said i looked gay...Well guess what you were correct im a raving queen and love wearing womens clothes(silk really gets me off)!!I also have feelings for a few members on here!

These are the 2 reasons amongst others that i cannot post any more!

So its goodbye dear friends....Roberts!!



:blues: :blues:

HE SENT THIS TO ME BY P/M AND ASKED ME TO FORWARD IT TO YOU ALL!

Poor Roberts.....I always felt he was gay! :no
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:31 pm

stmichael wrote:i had no real problem with roberts. it just got tiresome when he came back with all these multiple ID's and then tried to deny that it was him, despite the fact that they all had the identical IP address.

I think anyone that uses multiple ID's should be banned, its one of the things that spoils this forum and causes a lot of the problems new posters have. People get suspicious about who the newbie is and then the accusations start to fly.

Having said that I always thought Roberts was a laugh and its a pity if he had to be banned. 

My favourite Roberts story was the "poo mate story", a classic :D

I dont know anything at all about why he was banned so I wont be voting just now.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:11 am

Funny lad.

Pity some people have no sense of humour and kept complaining to the mods about him.

Story of Newkit, really! A load of old women moaning to the Landlords! :D
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Postby matrix » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:53 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Funny lad.

Pity some people have no sense of humour and kept complaining to the mods about him.

Story of Newkit, really! A load of old women moaning to the Landlords! :D

spot on lando...  you moaning old hags   roberts mate  you still have a lot of friends here mate   :;):     :buttrock
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