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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:40 pm

I had to laff at her at the weekend. This was how the conversation went:

Mate said to her: "Do you like football?"
She replied: "yes, I like Chelsea".
Mate asked: "Oh, how come you support Chelsea? What do you like about them?"
She replied: "I like a couple of their players"
Mate said: "Oh, which ones?"
She replied: "Mark Hughes & Denise Wise - he's sooooo cute".

LMFAO  :laugh:

I spat a full gob full of lager over some poor fella's back.

LMFAO  :laugh:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:41 pm

Anyway after all that I still proposed to her and she still accepted.
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Postby zarababe » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:04 pm

Congrats .... how old is she ??? Sounds like she ain't seen football in a while :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:13 pm

she's 29. She was gutted when I told her they were no longer there, she replied with "well thats typical, why get rid of their best players?"

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Postby zarababe » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:15 pm

:D  Bless her :)
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:46 pm

congrats mate, you'll have to convert her into an LFC fan.  :)
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:30 am

working on it. She doesn't mind watching LFC. Well she doesn't have a choice really, it was a condition of the engagement. Yeah, she really likes Ian Rush!!

Dohh!


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Postby cheesecrackernuts » Wed Jul 21, 2004 10:57 am

maybe you look like dennis wise? :;):
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Postby The retrun of beavis » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:03 pm

cheesecrackernuts wrote:maybe you look like dennis wise? :;):

or Dennis Wises bottom :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:05 pm

I look nothing like denise wise - ugly c@nt.

Beavis ya cheeky get!
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:05 pm

The retrun of beavis wrote:
cheesecrackernuts wrote:maybe you look like dennis wise? :;):

or Dennis Wises bottom :D

Stop impersonating me Cheesedick I hear Cheesecackery is still around these parts

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Postby stmichael » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:08 pm

cheescakery is dead but a ghost keeps appearing in his place. :alien:
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Postby cheesecakery » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:22 pm

Lee J wrote:I look nothing like denise wise - ugly c@nt.

Beavis ya cheeky get!

yeah hit him lee , i would if he said i looked like dennis wises pooper   :angry:
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:29 pm

Me and Beavis in the playground after school! pass it on...


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Postby Dom1 » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:04 pm

Lee J wrote:Anyway after all that I still proposed to her and she still accepted.

wow really, im not gonna spout of some witty qoute...

i just gonna say congratulatios mate  :)   :love:   :blush:   :D
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