Judge wrote:Lando_Griffin wrote:Judge wrote:
now this is nice
You're quite right, Judge.
Judge - proof that gay's CAN have taste.
gays drive, or have driven mark 1 mondeo's
But I sold mine to you.
Judge wrote:Lando_Griffin wrote:Judge wrote:
now this is nice
You're quite right, Judge.
Judge - proof that gay's CAN have taste.
gays drive, or have driven mark 1 mondeo's
laza wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:Well I can now reveal the worst car I have ever owned...
(Den den DDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!)
That f*cking MK I Ford Mondeo I mentioned last year in this very thread!
It was a pile of horse sh*t!
Bent chassis, a constant knock on the n/s/f wheel that no mechanic alive could fathom.
IT WAS AS MUCH USE AS A TAMPON IN A MONESTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankfully, I got rid of the jumped-up bean can, and bought a Nissan Primera for £175!!!!! I've had it since June, and the fecking thing sailed through it's MOT in December!!!!!
It f*cking flies aswell! I've had 130mph out of it on the M1, and that's with 2 people in the front, and about 200kg's of stuff in the back.
It is a 2l petrol, and I get 44mpg if I drive to the speed limits.
It's an awsome car, even if it is duller than a German Lader-hosen designers tweed jacket.
(I need a big, cheap car to lug my work stuff about in, and vans are too expensive on insurance for me, before anyone asks!)
I got it from Manheim Auctions, and it's the best car I've ever bought (not owned - I had a Mk III Escort that was fantastic - given to me as my 1st car!!!!!)
The bint's got a MK II Mondeo Ghia, which is definately the best pap pap we've ever owned. It's fast aswell - believe it or not I f*cked an Impretzer WRX off!!!!! You should have seen the rude-boy's face!!!!!
I'm considering looking into vans next, provided the Insurance companies have realised that they are all w*nkers and that van insurance premiums (£3,500) are a little on the steep side of pricey. (The Primera won't last too long - it's an L-reg.(1995).)
If you want a car thats good on equipment, comfortable and cheap to run - Nissan's are for you, sunshine.
Roberts wrote:
Me when im out and about
Judge wrote:Woollyback wrote:did i ever tell anyone just how sexy my car is?
been round the clock abit
not much of a fanny magnet
Woollyback wrote:Judge wrote:Woollyback wrote:did i ever tell anyone just how sexy my car is?
been round the clock abit
not much of a fanny magnet
i only use that car when i'm on the pull in leeds, the birds there are all proper dirtbags and they'll sh@g anything. i wouldn't dare take the alfa to leeds, it'd only get robbed
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