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DAY 28:

Dom1 is picking his nose and wiping it on Has while Gaz31 and Big Al get skinheads for some media attention.

[gaz31]

appreciate it SAGGY a#se

YOU TELL HER DOM ME OLD MATE!!!!

[leothelion]

love the skinheads don't think i'll get it done myself  come on BB can we have sky in for nekt weekend and another few cases of fosters

[leothelion]

[sangy]

appreciate it SAGGY a#se

YOU TELL HER DOM ME OLD MATE!!!!

oh shut up u whino

[big al]

Big al tells his joke

guy at a rave hears they Dj play a brill tune so he goes up to the dj hey mate whats the name of that tune
F##k off mate comes the reply
calm down mate I was only asking
No the dj says its called "f##k of mate" I wrote it
Later he plays another tune
guy goes back up whats that tune called he asks the Dj
Your mum sucks my D##k  here mate now that's uncalled for
No says the Dj the songs called " your mum sucks my D##k"
oh right
End of the night the guy goes up to him and says to the Dj mate your brill any chance you could play my wedding in two months?
no sweat says the dj

Night of wedding he arrives at the party and touches for one of the brides maids, he's in the bogs giving her one when the groom comes in, she pulls away at the all important moment and his trousers get covered in sp##k.  He heres the groom calling him and rushes out D##k to the wind.  The groom says, your on mate but do you know your d##ks hanging out and theres s##nk on your trousers.  No it, no it, mate I f##king wrote it, says the Dj.

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DAY 29:

Has and Big Al give each other a Hug after the news that they are up for eviction, Has got 2 votes and Big Al got 3 votes. Dom1 and Gaz31 look mightly relieved.

[Cool Hand Luke]

Day 29: Evening

Dom1 goes to the diary room and admits his intimate feelings for Big Al are reaching boiling point, and then confesses that he watched Big Al sleeping last night.

An electracal fault means that Doms diary room confession was aired to the rest of the house mates.

There is much tension is the house, and Dom1 eventualy cracks and admits to Big Al that he has had feelings for him for some time.

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DAY 29:

Big Al realises he is overweight.

[gaz31]

GAZ31 SEEMS TO KNOW THAT THERE IS CHEATING GOING ON IN THE VOTING AND DECIDES TO PUNCH THE FUK OUT OF HAS JUST FOR THE SHEER HELL OF IT AND THEN HE GOES TO BIG AL AND DOM WITH A FEW LAGERS THAT HE FOUND HIDDEN IN HAS'S WARDROBE THRY OPEN UP THE TINS AND SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OLD CHINWAGG ABOUT FOOTBALL WHICH REALLY FUKS HAS OFF COS HE DON'T KNOW JACK SH1T ABOUT IT THE GAME!!!

[big al]

I realised I was overweight long before i became a member of this forum.  It was my wife who named me big al.  And it was my belly she was talking about!

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DAY 30:

Has is cuddling into one of Cheesedicks old shitty nappies he left behind when being dragged out of the Big Brother House.

[greenred]

Has and Cheeseface are nappy buddies.

[leothelion]

HEY BB LETS HAVE A PARTY THERES 2 MUCH BITCHING GOING ON MAYBE A PARTY WOULD HELP TO GET EVERYONE FRIENDLY AGAIN MAYBE INVITE A FEW EX HOUSE MATES TO JOIN US LIKE

[Dom1]

DAY 29:

Has and Big Al give each other a Hug after the news that they are up for eviction, Has got 2 votes and Big Al got 3 votes. Dom1 and Gaz31 look mightly relieved.

Dom1 is mighty relieved!!