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by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:36 am

Q:Why did the cow cross the road...

A: Cos' the Chicken was on vacation...

hehe..

by **115-1073096938** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:10 am

lol.

Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?

A. to see his flat mate!!

i got loads of good ones. good post man!!! :cool:

by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:30 am

Q: Why did the guy in the tux climb on top of the party building......

A: He heard the drinks were on the house... :laugh:

by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:32 am

Q: What did traffic light say to the other traffic light......

A: Don't look i'm changing.....

by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:33 am

Q: What vegetable plays pool......

A: Cue-cumber..... :laugh:

by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:35 am

I got a football related one..

Q: Where do spiders play their football......

A: Webely Stadium *HAWHAW* :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:23 am

Q whats the best way to weigha whale?

A Take it to a whale weigh station!!!!!!!!!!!

mwahaha

by **Woollyback** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:56 am

Q How can you tell when your wife's dead?

A The sex life's just the same but the ironing starts to pile up

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:07 am

why did the pervert cross the road?
cos he was stuck up the chicken

by **112-1077774096** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:08 am

whats brown and sticky?
a stick

by **murphy0151** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:31 am

whats three foot long and keeps a c#nt warm?

A man utd scarf

by **Woollyback** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:26 pm

Q What's got four legs and a c#nt half way up its back?

A Police horse

by **stmichael** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:31 pm

why did gary neville cross the road?

because he was stuck up david beckham's ar#e!

by **Woollyback** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:42 pm

Q Why wasn't Jesus born in Manchester?

A Cos they couldn't find three wise men, never mind a virgin! :laugh:

by **Owzat** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:42 pm

Gerard Houllier

Sorry, wrong sort of "joke"

Joke time...................