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[LFC2007]

My sister has a pet tortoise and it fasts around Xmas but i dont think its a muslim...(its called Shelly btw)

[zarababe]

Happy Eid to all fellow Muslim Reds - Momo Sisoko included

[metalhead]

Forgive me if i sound patronising but metlehead said that he has another fast coming up in a couple of months?

WTF is that all about?
My sister has a pet tortoise and it fasts around Xmas but i dont think its a muslim...(its called Shelly btw)

Can someone please explain why muslims fast?
Everytime i have tried to have this conversation,Karim has been here!It would be good to have an understanding without him talking about all that cr@p!

No mate, no fasting till next year, another eid is coming up because of the Haj month (where muslims from all around the world would go to mecca for pilgrimage) after the pilgrimage is done, we have a eid.

Well what I really know about Ramadan its the month where people give money to the poor, or help orphans, etc... Also, fasting is showing appreciation to the poor (because most poor people dont have enough food, or usually stay hungry and eat late).

Also, in Ramadan, the Koran was first put down by god (to our beliefs) in "Leilat il Aader", I don't know how to translate that in english but it goes like "night of destiny" or something like that.

[zarababe]

Forgive me if i sound patronising but metlehead said that he has another fast coming up in a couple of months?

WTF is that all about?
My sister has a pet tortoise and it fasts around Xmas but i dont think its a muslim...(its called Shelly btw)

Can someone please explain why muslims fast?
Everytime i have tried to have this conversation,Karim has been here!It would be good to have an understanding without him talking about all that cr@p!

No mate, no fasting till next year, another eid is coming up because of the Haj month (where muslims from all around the world would go to mecca for pilgrimage) after the pilgrimage is done, we have a eid.

Well what I really know about Ramadan its the month where people give money to the poor, or help orphans, etc... Also, fasting is showing appreciation to the poor (because most poor people dont have enough food, or usually stay hungry and eat late).

Also, in Ramadan, the Koran was first put down by god (to our beliefs) in "Leilat il Aader", I don't know how to translate that in english but it goes like "night of destiny" or something like that.

Don't waste your typo on that.. palease!!

Hope you had a great Eid MH - mine was cool 

[metalhead]

Forgive me if i sound patronising but metlehead said that he has another fast coming up in a couple of months?

WTF is that all about?
My sister has a pet tortoise and it fasts around Xmas but i dont think its a muslim...(its called Shelly btw)

Can someone please explain why muslims fast?
Everytime i have tried to have this conversation,Karim has been here!It would be good to have an understanding without him talking about all that cr@p!

No mate, no fasting till next year, another eid is coming up because of the Haj month (where muslims from all around the world would go to mecca for pilgrimage) after the pilgrimage is done, we have a eid.

Well what I really know about Ramadan its the month where people give money to the poor, or help orphans, etc... Also, fasting is showing appreciation to the poor (because most poor people dont have enough food, or usually stay hungry and eat late).

Also, in Ramadan, the Koran was first put down by god (to our beliefs) in "Leilat il Aader", I don't know how to translate that in english but it goes like "night of destiny" or something like that.

Don't waste your typo on that.. palease!!

Hope you had a great Eid MH - mine was cool 

Yeh was great, got to see some of my family (ones i haven't seen in a long time) the best part was the food.

[zarababe]

lol a month of 'abstenance' then gulp it all down in one go

The best bit is seeing lots of relatives and friends you wouldn't usually because of the gatherings - then there are the ones you duck and dive to avoid - what do they call them, oh yes ...'the outlaws'

[metalhead]

next time disguese yourself.

[zarababe]

.. what dya mean - wear ,me 'burka' no siree won't get me 'eideee' otherwise

[Woollyback]

i'd make such a sh*t muslim, i can't go 30 minutes without food never mind 30 days    plus i'd look a bit stupid in a burka

oh and i've been known to have the odd drink as well

[Judge]

Forgive me if i sound patronising but metlehead said that he has another fast coming up in a couple of months?

WTF is that all about?
My sister has a pet tortoise and it fasts around Xmas but i dont think its a muslim...(its called Shelly btw)

Can someone please explain why muslims fast?
Everytime i have tried to have this conversation,Karim has been here!It would be good to have an understanding without him talking about all that cr@p!

No mate, no fasting till next year, another eid is coming up because of the Haj month (where muslims from all around the world would go to mecca for pilgrimage) after the pilgrimage is done, we have a eid.

Well what I really know about Ramadan its the month where people give money to the poor, or help orphans, etc... Also, fasting is showing appreciation to the poor (because most poor people dont have enough food, or usually stay hungry and eat late).

Also, in Ramadan, the Koran was first put down by god (to our beliefs) in "Leilat il Aader", I don't know how to translate that in english but it goes like "night of destiny" or something like that.

i have been to mecca. it was fantastic

[zarababe]

i'd make such a sh*t muslim, i can't go 30 minutes without food never mind 30 days    plus i'd look a bit stupid in a burka

oh and i've been known to have the odd drink as well

Yeh I know you would 


Mind over matter - spiritualism - belief - its more then just not eating most of us can 'just not eat', it is a bit more than that - but you fine educated and sensible ppl know that ay 

[Woollyback]

i've been doing the mind over matter thing recently to help me cut down on my worst habits, smoking and masturbation. it's not been easy though i can tell you, i used to be a 40 a day man. i smoked like a feckin chimney as well

[Bad Bob]

i've been doing the mind over matter thing recently to help me cut down on my worst habits, smoking and masturbation. it's not been easy though i can tell you, i used to be a 40 a day man. i smoked like a feckin chimney as well

The solution's simple Woolls...

Get yourself one of them patches that controls the need to w.ank by releasing a small, controlled dose of semen into your blood stream gradually and think of this beauty every time you want to light up.






BTW, happy belated Eid everyone! 

[Judge]

i've been doing the mind over matter thing recently to help me cut down on my worst habits, smoking and masturbation. it's not been easy though i can tell you, i used to be a 40 a day man. i smoked like a feckin chimney as well

always good for a laugh is woolly 

[Ciggy]

Bob I told you never to post our bedroom pictures on here