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Gordon Strachan


On Wayne Rooney...
"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."



Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]



Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better
than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.



Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
Yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.



Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
Become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.



Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.


Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the
right man to turn things around? Strachan:No, I think they should have
got George Graham because I'm useless.


Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
Strachan: "I don't do impressions"


Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!


Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?

Gordon Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!

[jonnymac1979]

I worked as a bookie when we got shut of Houllier.  I swear down, Strachan was the market leader for a while before Rafa was the man we knew we were getting as his replacement.  All the money was going on him for a couple of days.

[Mikz]

Thats Brilliant!

I didnt realise how funny he was ...

[dward]

Very good

[daxy1]

funny man that! 

[Elchris]

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA briliant

[EddieC]

Another one I recall is when he was asked at the start of the season where they were gonna finish (can't remember what club he was with) and he said:

'20th. But as long as we get close I won't be too bothered'

Class

[Pedro Maradona]

a genuinely class fella...what a shame he dirtyied his copybook by playing with Man Utd.