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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:51 am

Please contribute any quote, short story etc. about football, not necessarily serious.

Me first:
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Further research on 2002 World Cup Fans has revealed startling new results. Too much football is bad for you!
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:10 am

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Inspired by the world cup, I've employed a new personal trainer to help with my football skills.

We're mainly working on my ability to shoot.
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:11 am

Liverpool were the first club to use proper nets in goal
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:47 am

Worst Disciplinary Record

No doubt about it, this record goes to Ricky Goddard of North Warnborough. By 1992, he had been suspended for five out of his nine years as a footballer. On one occasion, he was banned for six months when he sneaked into the ref's changing-room at half time and urinated over all his clothes.
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:49 am

Portsmouth held the FA cup for the longest consecutive period of years, having only won it once.

the reason is they won it in 1939. then the war started
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:32 am

Hungry Footballers
This record goes to Fernando d'Ercoli playing for Pianta against Arpax in Italy 1989. When he was given the red card by the referee, he got so mad that he snatched the red card from his hand and ate it all! Another display of temper came from Mike Bagley of Bristol in 1984. When the referee booked him for swearing, he took the ref's notebook, ripped out the page with his name on, and ate that!
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:34 am

:laugh:  :D  :laugh: lol anfield nice 1
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011

REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:52 am

man yoo are sh*te
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:55 am

i like beardsley, so i banned the pic meslf
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:13 am

beardsley and gullit
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:29 am

see his willy?
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:32 am

what?
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Postby anfieldadorer » Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:38 am

beardsley's willy's popping up
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Postby 106-1093504160 » Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:43 am

i'll take your word for it
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Postby JBG » Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:47 pm

Which one of the three of them is Beardsley!  :D

If you think that is disturbing someone posted a picture of Paul Scholes' undescribables popping out about 10 months ago.

Man, that was sick.
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