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[jonnymac1979]

Okay ladies and gentlemen.

This morning, jonnymac1979 at the grand old age of 25 years old passed his driving test AT THE FIRST ATTEMPT!!!.

NO MORE FUC*ING BUSES!!!!!!!!!!

I can now legally get in a car and drive without the bizzies pulling me.

If you see some tw*t with a Luis Garcia/Harry Kewell hairdo in a car around Liverpool speeding to fu*k, it's me, report me immediately just for that alone.  I went to Town this avvy with two of my mates and one of my mates sister, just got back now, I'm smashed and it was fuc*ing worth it.

Drinking alcohol is a beautiful pastime.

jonnymac1979

[Ciggy]

  Well done John congrats mate 
Yer and no more buses for our resident ginger Sid 

[Woollyback]

Booze - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's little problems   

congrats on the driving test fella

[jonnymac1979]

I DARE YOU TO REPORT ME TO THE MODS FOR SPAMMING.

We need something to talk about.

Have you put Sky Sports news on lately?  It's all fuc*ing cricket, it's disturbing!!!!!

[Ciggy]

I DARE YOU TO REPORT ME TO THE MODS FOR SPAMMING.

We need something to talk about.

Have you put Sky Sports news on lately?  It's all fuc*ing cricket, it's disturbing!!!!!

    yer and all horse racin, but I watched our new player tonight Kjuit looks bloody brilliant hurry up and sign Dirk
Then turned over and seen our Xabi and Luis playin for spain  

[jonnymac1979]

Good stuff, probably throw 24 on now and sleep watching that.

[Woollyback]

i went into our main office in town the other day fully prepared for a gloating-fest after endless arrogant drivel from the majority mancs, their only answer was "it's the cricket season now" 

Naturally I heartily invited them all over to Anfield to see the cup in it's new and rightful HOME 

[jonnymac1979]

All these signatures definitely need a FIFTH GOLD STAR, I'll have to sort it out this week.

[jonnymac1979]

Four gold stars just seems so out of date!!

[Woollyback]

yeah, having won it only TWICE as many times as the mancs seems so old hat now

get busy with those stars jonny

[jonnymac1979]

Do you know what right, I can't wait to see Robbie playing for City against the Sh!te next season displaying all five fingers to the Scum fans.

That old saying about Wayne Rooney will haunt that fat ba$tard, but conversely, talking about Robbie Fowler, "Once a Red, always a Red"

Watch him put the full palm out to the Nevilles next season.

Five times, Baby!!!!!!!

[zarababe]

. awww congrats Jmac.. all I can say is.. thank gawd I'm in London.. and your not within a mile's radius of me .. and me nearest and dearest

.. so what wheels you gonna get.. so the rest know what to look out for.. when crossing the zebra crossing 


BTW .. should a Mod be swearin so much ..

[Pablo_Escobar]

Okay ladies and gentlemen.

This morning, jonnymac1979 at the grand old age of 25 years old passed his driving test AT THE FIRST ATTEMPT!!!.

NO MORE FUC*ING BUSES!!!!!!!!!!

I can now legally get in a car and drive without the bizzies pulling me.

If you see some tw*t with a Luis Garcia/Harry Kewell hairdo in a car around Liverpool speeding to fu*k, it's me, report me immediately just for that alone.  I went to Town this avvy with two of my mates and one of my mates sister, just got back now, I'm smashed and it was fuc*ing worth it.

Drinking alcohol is a beautiful pastime.

jonnymac1979

Good job jonny.
I passed mine this year also, and also at 25 But with the 2nd attempt

It's good to have your driving license in backpocket. I'm speeding often with company car, waiting to put off for mine

One again good job jonny 

[chiggz_likes_owen]

Good stuff JM

[woof woof !]

Jmac ,are you gonna have yer banner sprayed onto yer motor ?