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[red37]

F*ckin hell - im at me wits end getting a litre or two down me neck of something (NON- alchoholic) to get rid of this thirst 


In the last 4 hours ive had:

2 tins of Pepsi
1 Dr Pepper
one of the kids fruit shoots
I litre of Pineapple Juice
a bottle of strawberry milkshake
3 brews
and another pint of water out the bottle in the fridge

No kidding and im still f*ckin' parched!

Been the khazi about 7 times and im still not done. WTF can i drink that will stop this thirsty?

and yer i know ive just got Diabetes-the c*nt But im so in need of liquid - none of em work. 

[Kharhaz]

Tried fresh orange? Water usually does it for me, with icecubes. Or a lemonade. Other than that try a lolly !

[red37]

F*ckin lolly - i want a drink not toothache all night!

[woof woof !]

Half the stuff you've drunk are diuretics they quench your thirst but don't satisfy it.Try a litre of Volvic bottled water, works for me whenever I need rehydrating.

[LFC2007]

^Woof's right, diuretics won't help.

Water with some sort of electrolyte solution to aid absorption, sip - do not glug.

Isotonic/hypotonic drinks for example.

To make your own:

Isotonic - 200ml of orange squash (concentrated orange), 1 litre of water and a pinch of salt (1g). Mix all the ingredients together and keep chilled

Hypotonic - 100ml of orange squash (concentrated orange), 1 litre of water and a pinch of salt (1g). Mix all the ingredients together and keep chilled.


***The hypotonic drink will aid absorption more than the Isotonic one, as it contains less Carbohydrate (glucose, i.e. the orange squash).

[crazyhorse]

Have a Diabetes test mate. Or get a cathater fitted!!!!! 

[red37]

Have a Diabetes test mate. Or get a cathater fitted!!!!! 

Ive got it already mate    Me blood sugars were up at 27!

Tried water already - its f*ckin boring 

[Dundalk]

If you can drink this then go for it



Kills thirst. Job Done.

[ConnO'var]

Gatorade mate...... works a treat in the desert.

Donno whether it's iso or hypo whatchmacalllit though!

[66-1112520797]

F*ckin hell - im at me wits end getting a litre or two down me neck of something (NON- alchoholic) to get rid of this thirst 


In the last 4 hours ive had:

2 tins of Pepsi
1 Dr Pepper
one of the kids fruit shoots
I litre of Pineapple Juice
a bottle of strawberry milkshake
3 brews
and another pint of water out the bottle in the fridge

No kidding and im still f*ckin' parched!

Been the khazi about 7 times and im still not done. WTF can i drink that will stop this thirsty?

and yer i know ive just got Diabetes-the c*nt But im so in need of liquid - none of em work. 

Try water 

[7_Kewell]

i knew a kid at uni who drank lava lamps....

[Toffeehater]

lava lamps?

Try Gatorade , and some other isotonic drinks as mentioned here

[Number 9]

Go to the chemist and ask for rehydration sachets!!
Mix with water and drink,taste like pis's but do the job.Also good for a hangover!!

If you keep drinking fluids at THAT RATE you will die red37,You will practically drown your brain and reduce the sodium levels in your body,start getting drowsy,slurring your words and fall into a coma and expire for good!

[66-1112520797]

Go to the chemist and ask for rehydration sachets!!
Mix with water and drink,taste like pis's but do the job.Also good for a hangover!!

If you keep drinking fluids at THAT RATE you will die red37,You will practically drown your brain and reduce the sodium levels in your body,start getting drowsy,slurring your words and fall into a coma and expire for good!

You should know 

[Number 9]

Go to the chemist and ask for rehydration sachets!!
Mix with water and drink,taste like pis's but do the job.Also good for a hangover!!

If you keep drinking fluids at THAT RATE you will die red37,You will practically drown your brain and reduce the sodium levels in your body,start getting drowsy,slurring your words and fall into a coma and expire for good!

You should know 

Your gonna die Bam!!