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Postby dawson99 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:56 pm

judge, u cant tell jihad jokes, it is offensive to certain groups, this is why i am saying this:

i apologise to all catholics. for people whodont like the life of brian and who honestly believe in mary giving a virgin birth. i should also apologise about all jokes, because every joke is in some form or another offensive to someone. i wont tell jokes about chickens crossing the road in case someone had an accident crossing the road. no more irish jokes, scottish or welsh jokes. can everyone please stop telling any jokes against:
women, children, animals, men, any culture ever made, any religion, any football fan (people agreed that football is the new religion, so no more football jokes...ever!!! (even tho thats the most blasphemous thing i have EVER ehard, as it was said seriously!!!!)))
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Postby Judge » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:59 pm

who's telling jihad jokes

you lost yer mind dawson ole bean :p :D
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:01 pm

The Return of the Judge wrote:im telling jihad jokes and i apologise, i told them because i love u and your wicked humour.

you lost yer mind dawson ole bean :p :D

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Postby simic_ie » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:02 pm

Damn I tought I posted something to the effect of "leave it up there's no need to get too PC on all this" Bujt it obviously didn't show up... dammit :p
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Postby El_capitan » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:33 pm

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Postby El_capitan » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:39 pm

PS
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Postby El_capitan » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:23 pm

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Postby Ciggy » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:31 pm

El_capitan wrote:PS Liverpool are and always will be utter sh.1.te!

f@ck off @rsehole
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Postby andy_g » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:43 pm

wow - this threads taken a weird and spooky thread. i reckon god's cross with us now and doing weird stuff as punishment.


i think the mary pic is dead funny. :D
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:20 pm

:laugh:


the slut :D
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you should never lose 7-1
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Postby taff » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:25 pm

Even the pope thinks she took it  :oh:
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:26 pm

which means its definently true! :D
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby taff » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:29 pm

Amen to that  :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:55 pm

dawson99 wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:im telling jihad jokes and i apologise, i told them because i love u and your wicked humour.

you lost yer mind dawson ole bean :p :D

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Postby hawkmoon269 » Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:15 pm

what's up?
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