Amusing venue's required - For our bull$h!t world tour...

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:38 pm

We (my band) are having some T-shirts designed and on the back we want to put a list of amusing tour dates. So I thought I'd ask for help from you lot (I know, I never learn ) to dream up some amusing venues we could play. Here's two to start us off...

The Stable Inn, Bethlehem
The Devil Inn, Georgia

We need another 10 or so, so lets have 'em...
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:59 pm

The Plunge Inn,  Dildo, NFLD (real place, BTW...the town, not the inn) :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:00 pm

jeez - thats a cracker bob :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:31 pm

Some more venues for your North American tour, Lee. :D

The Mile High Club, Climax, Colorado
Lucky's Lounge, Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Harry's Hideaway, Beaver, Oklahoma
Fanny's Taphouse, Shafter, California
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:33 pm

Incidentally, there's plenty more fodder to choose from:

Weird funny place names
Would you like to live here? These are names of actual locations:

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
B.astard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
C.unt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Sha.g Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
W*nk (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:57 pm

Deffo need this one in the mix, Lee: Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) :oh:
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:57 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Some more venues for your North American tour, Lee. :D

The Mile High Club, Climax, Colorado
Lucky's Lounge, Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Harry's Hideaway, Beaver, Oklahoma
Fanny's Taphouse, Shafter, California

Do you know them places well Bob  :eyebrow  :D
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:01 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:Some more venues for your North American tour, Lee. :D

The Mile High Club, Climax, Colorado
Lucky's Lounge, Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Harry's Hideaway, Beaver, Oklahoma
Fanny's Taphouse, Shafter, California

Do you know them places well Bob  :eyebrow  :D

Aye...I used to be a traveling G-string salesman for all the big strip clubs but, after a while, the job got to be a tad too much :;): (oops, wrong thread :D ).
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:41 am

couple more i've got...

The Stuff Inn, Turkey
The Lock Inn, San Quentin
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:53 pm

Bad Bob wrote:Incidentally, there's plenty more fodder to choose from:

Weird funny place names
Would you like to live here? These are names of actual locations:

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
B.astard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
C.unt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Sha.g Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
W*nk (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

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wanted 10, got this  :D
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