A true player

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Postby 76-1115222408 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:02 am

One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play
cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.

Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When
he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs
wide open and no panties on.

He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink
of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the
kitchen and said

"Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife
said "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She
said "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work."
Mike said "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had
sex, he  paid her, then he left. Later Terry came home and asked "Has
Mike
been over here today?" Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a
matter of fact, he did."

Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it
with you."

NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!! :cool:  :cool:

:D
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:53 am

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Postby Gareth G » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:14 am

:D :D :D :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:22 am

Classic!!!
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:10 am

i taught mike everythin he knows baby  :eyebrow  :D
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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