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by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:48 pm

this actually happened to me in my 1st year of medical college:

Some of my mates who were First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"To overcome your disgust, you should go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students almost freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and putting the finger in their mouth.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:51 pm

Don't know if it happened to you, but I've heard it as a joke many times

Anyway, was it tasty ??

by **84-1106852058** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:52 pm

What a guy.Didnt realise you had to have a BA.in medicine to be a bookie.

by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:54 pm

im like the guy in catch me if u can. doctorate in medicine, film, and psycology

by **84-1106852058** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:56 pm

BYy the way Daws what sort of price would I get for us to finish 25 points or more ahead of Everton next season.

by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 4:58 pm

ud have to do a special bet, as one offs like that are not usually available.
There will be match betting between teams but liverpool will be a massive favourite.
The best bet is to do the match bet as liverpool will beat everton by a ton next season.
they wont be able to comepete with all the games they will have to play.
Also no prices are really given on things like this until the transfers start coming through

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:05 pm

Damn Dawson You must be very bored to use such a known joke

by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:17 pm

pablo. it only became a joke after it happened in my university. true story. one of the girls on the course was gonna be engaged to one of the guys. so he stuck his finger up first, and left an enagement ring up there. when the girl went next she put in her finger and pulled out the ring, already on her hand.

possibly the most romantic thing i ever saw

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:18 pm

YOU MUST BE VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY BORED

But it's a good laugh

by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:20 pm

its true. they got married, had a daughter who now plays the kid in that programme.

acting does run in that family tho. i was with them when we were the kids in that another brick in the wall video for pink flloyd. We all got picked as we went to a local school. Some of my mates are suing for royalties but since im in a band now i dont need the extra money

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:25 pm

Keep'em coming Dawson, my mood is starting to improve

by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:27 pm

keep what coming?

its all truth..
by the way, wont be on soon, off to win that big brother thing. i was asked to ebnter it and already given the winnings as u all know its fixed, but havent decided yet if i wanna do it, what with all my movie and music commitments an all.
Cant decide, should i play reading festival or make that film with whoopi goldeberg?

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:28 pm

Go for Whoopi

Maybe you'll go when LeeJ has gone before

by **dawson99** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:29 pm

leej had whoopi...with whoopi?

get in there my son!!!

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:31 pm

dawson99 wrote:leej had whoopi...with whoopi?

get in there my son!!!

Who d'ya think tortured poor LeeJ all weekend ??

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