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by **ckay** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:41 am

>LIST OF RULES
>
>1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of
>the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
>World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations.
>If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you

>will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any
>attention.
>
>2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
>any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you
>will lose it (your eye).
>
>3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
>mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without
distracting
>me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put
>clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to

>take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
>
>4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
>refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you

>expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or
pick
>up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.
>
>5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
>fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and
>please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to

>watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between
>12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the
>day.
>
>6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams

>is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
>they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me
>angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know
>more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"

>will only lead to a break up or divorce.
>
>7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to

>me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if
the
>halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying
>"one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to
>"spend time together".
>
>8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
>seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
>
>9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related

>parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
>
>a) I will not go,
>
>b) I will not go, and
>
>c) I will not go.
>
>10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to
>watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
>
>11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
>important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
>you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
>something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of
>this list".
>
>12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
>World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
>after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League,
>Premier League, etc etc.
>
>Thank you for your cooperation.
>
>Regards

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:53 am

its all true!

by **laza** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:26 pm

Its funny because its true

by **RichardLFC1** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:45 pm

Strange but true

by **Dundalk** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:55 pm

This should be printed out and put in front of beside every tv in the country

by **adamnbarrett** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:56 pm

They are now on my fridge

by **TheoRacle** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:57 am

I've got a copy stuck to the remote control...

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