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by **ethanr** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:06 am

Have you lot heard of him? He plays for Sao Paulo and recently scored his 100th goal. He's almost had 1000 appearances for Sao Paulo, and scored his 100th goal. An average of about 1 goal in 10 games.

He's their goal keeper :oh:

He takes their pens and many free kicks. 43 pens and 53 free kick goals. I'm assuming the other 4 came from them losing and him joining the attack as a last-ditch attempt sort of thing.

What the feck? what kind of keeper scores 100 goals... If Pepe leaves we should definitely sign him up

Apparently he was the MOTM in 2005 when they beat us 1-0 in the FIFA Club World Cup.

by **SouthCoastShankly** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:17 am

ethanr wrote:Have you lot heard of him? He plays for Sao Paulo and recently scored his 100th goal. He's almost had 1000 appearances for Sao Paulo, and scored his 100th goal. An average of about 1 goal in 10 games.

He's their goal keeper

He takes their pens and many free kicks. 43 pens and 53 free kick goals. I'm assuming the other 4 came from them losing and him joining the attack as a last-ditch attempt sort of thing.

What the feck? what kind of keeper scores 100 goals... If Pepe leaves we should definitely sign him up

Apparently he was the MOTM in 2005 when they beat us 1-0 in the FIFA Club World Cup.

Shows how much of a joke the Brazilian league is really.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:11 pm

So he takes a penalty in the 80th minute with the score at 0-0, and hits the post, the oppo collect the rebound and counter attack faster than he can get back to his goal. they score. His team lose.

What kind of d!ck head team coach do you have to be to let your keeper takes the pens?

by **ethanr** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:19 pm

Roger Red Hat wrote:So he takes a penalty in the 80th minute with the score at 0-0, and hits the post, the oppo collect the rebound and counter attack faster than he can get back to his goal. they score. His team lose.

What kind of d!ck head team coach do you have to be to let your keeper takes the pens?

Haha exactly. Tho I imagine if it's 0-0, somebody else may take it. Even harder to see are his free kicks... What's the chance his free kick goes in? keeper gets it and chucks it up the pitch to somebody siting at half and goes for a tap-in. They must sit a few people back or something.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:17 pm

ethanr wrote:
Roger Red Hat wrote:So he takes a penalty in the 80th minute with the score at 0-0, and hits the post, the oppo collect the rebound and counter attack faster than he can get back to his goal. they score. His team lose.

What kind of d!ck head team coach do you have to be to let your keeper takes the pens?

Haha exactly. Tho I imagine if it's 0-0, somebody else may take it. Even harder to see are his free kicks... What's the chance his free kick goes in? keeper gets it and chucks it up the pitch to somebody siting at half and goes for a tap-in. They must sit a few people back or something.

wouldnt they be offside?

by **tubby** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:24 pm

Reminds me of that Chilavert for Chile was it? He scored a few too.

by **ethanr** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:28 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
ethanr wrote:
Roger Red Hat wrote:So he takes a penalty in the 80th minute with the score at 0-0, and hits the post, the oppo collect the rebound and counter attack faster than he can get back to his goal. they score. His team lose.

What kind of d!ck head team coach do you have to be to let your keeper takes the pens?

Haha exactly. Tho I imagine if it's 0-0, somebody else may take it. Even harder to see are his free kicks... What's the chance his free kick goes in? keeper gets it and chucks it up the pitch to somebody siting at half and goes for a tap-in. They must sit a few people back or something.

wouldnt they be offside?

No they wouldn't have to be all the way up the pitch. You sit right before the half line and you can't be offside. Keeper punts the ball well into their half and it's a foot race.

by **Greavesie** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:06 pm

tubby wrote:Reminds me of that Chilavert for Chile was it? He scored a few too.

yeh I remember him, always an FM purchase back in the day

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