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by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:33 pm

I was just thinking if the worst scenario's unfold like 1,Suarez not looking arsed and pulling tongues at the Kop when he returns 2, losing Lucas to lumbago,(THAT'S AN ILLNESS NOT A BRAZILIAN FOOTBALL TEAM )3, Gerrard needing regular dialysis in order to run 50 yards 4,Coutinho realising that there are far better teams than Liverpool with much louder fans,5,Agger deciding Spanish cuisine is the food for him ,and Barcelona's the team,and 6,Sturridge returning to Chelsea when Moses (NOT THE BIBLICAL DUDE ,BUT THE LAD WHO WAS CLEARLY NOT A MARQUEE SIGNING ) returns 7, Mignolet fooling us all that he was a competent keeper by letting in a shed load in our next three games,and 8,We finally drop down to sixth...... Its all so inevitable really.

WHAT WILL WE DO THEN ?

I LAY THE SHARE OF THE BLAME WITH THE FOLLOWING :
THE OWNERS .....OBVIOUSLY .
THE MANAGER ....DEFINITELY.
THE POSTERS WHO REFUSED TO BE BROWBEATEN INTO ACCEPTING OUR INEVITABLE DECLINE.. ...ALMOST CERTAINLY.
THE LACK OF MARQUEE SIGNINGS ....INDISPUTABLY .
THE LIGHTING IN OUR RESPECTIVE ROOMS BEING FAR TOO RADIANT,FOR NEGATIVE FEELINGS TO TAKE HOLD....POSSIBLY.

ASPAS .....THE USELESS BASTARD.
ALBERTO .....HOW DARE HE BE AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY .
LIVERPOOL FC DISCUSSION FORUM MODS FOR NOT SEEING THE SIGNS .
THE LADS IN THE KOP...... FOR BEING SO UPBEAT ABOUT THE REDS CHANCES THIS SEASON.
AND FINALLY ME ......FOR LETTING THE REDS FORM THIS SEASON CLEARLY PULL THE WOOL OVER MY EYES.

THERE'S NO GREY AREAS ITS JUST PITCH BLACK !!!

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ANYTHING I'VE MISSED .....I'M JUST SO DEPRESSED RIGHT NOW ....OBVIOUSLY :down:

by **supersub** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm

I would blame Benny the noon for not telling us things looked so glum and stu the red for taking up golf when we the manager needed him most

by **Benny The Noon** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm

Blame the Conservatives.

by **supersub** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm

Benny The Noon » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm wrote:Blame the Conservatives.

don't blame Reg

by **Benny The Noon** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:43 pm

supersub » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm wrote:
Benny The Noon » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:42 pm wrote:Blame the Conservatives.

don't blame Reg

Blame Labour ?

by **supersub** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:59 pm

just blame it on the boogie

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:00 pm

supersub » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:42 pm wrote:I would blame Benny the noon for not telling us things looked so glum and stu the red for taking up golf when we the manager needed him most

Damned inconsiderate at best.

by **Benny The Noon** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:02 pm

supersub » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:59 pm wrote:just blame it on the boogie

Straight to the punchline ? Killed it dead.

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:19 pm

Blame it on the voices

by **damjan193** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:25 pm

Blame it on Traore

by **Benny The Noon** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:29 pm

Blame it on Kenny

by **Thommo's perm** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:33 pm

The germans bombed our chippy
:down:

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:51 pm

Thommo's perm » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:33 pm wrote:The germans bombed our chippy

Blame Stan Boardman

by **Thommo's perm** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:08 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:51 pm wrote:
Thommo's perm » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:33 pm wrote:The germans bombed our chippy

Blame Stan Boardman

by **supersub** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:20 pm

Benny The Noon » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:02 pm wrote:
supersub » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:59 pm wrote:just blame it on the boogie

Straight to the punchline ? Killed it dead.

had too........didn't want you to derail the thread

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