LIVERPOOL vs Southampton: Saturday 21 Sept 2013 - 3pm KO
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:27 pm
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League position : Liverpool 1st vs Southampton 11th
Form guide : Liverpool - W W W D vs Southampton - W D L D
With the Mancs playing each other this weekend nothing short of a convincing victory will do. We can stretch our lead at the top!
Interesting facts about our visitors town...
Most of Southampton’s residents are b@stard children, and are quite often born with horrific disfigurements, primarily because of the sailors that stopped off for a few days to do their “business”, spread tropical STD’s then jump back aboard their vessels and sail off into the sunset, never to be seen again – no one visits Southampton twice. The lack of father figures has resulted in a higher than average crime rate.
With an imbalance between permanent female and male residents in Southampton, most women are the sole bread-winners in their households. The number one occupation is prostitution, and the highest earners tend to be those with the least amount of bodily defects.
Lets stuff em
League position : Liverpool 1st vs Southampton 11th
Form guide : Liverpool - W W W D vs Southampton - W D L D
With the Mancs playing each other this weekend nothing short of a convincing victory will do. We can stretch our lead at the top!
Interesting facts about our visitors town...
Most of Southampton’s residents are b@stard children, and are quite often born with horrific disfigurements, primarily because of the sailors that stopped off for a few days to do their “business”, spread tropical STD’s then jump back aboard their vessels and sail off into the sunset, never to be seen again – no one visits Southampton twice. The lack of father figures has resulted in a higher than average crime rate.
With an imbalance between permanent female and male residents in Southampton, most women are the sole bread-winners in their households. The number one occupation is prostitution, and the highest earners tend to be those with the least amount of bodily defects.
Lets stuff em