Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:17 pmWhich brings me conveniently to question three in our history quiz.
Who was known as Dick the ******?
Who was known as Dick the ******?
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:17 pmPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:19 pmThat should have read, "Dick the Sh*t"?
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:24 pmRichard Hillman
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:15 pmRoberts wrote:woof woof ! wrote:I keep all my white dog poo in a jar for emergencies .
You should put it on E-Bay its a rareity no white dog poo, you could get a few grand for it
Roberts
Just leave it out in the rain.
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:46 pmaye woof, you could be the new MILKY BAR DOG 
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:56 amwhat a strange thread
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:59 amJudge wrote:what a strange thread!...
...And yet I am inexplicably drawn to it.
It's all clear to me now! Poo is the way forward! This spells the end of my life as I know it!
I will become aCrusader, seeking out fellow-minded bendy-brown-biscuit-boffins, and together we shall create new turds, wetter turds, stronger turds.
We shall genetically modify our turds, and open new doorways to a greater plane of existance.
Our turds will have minds of their own. They will exit our bodies when they have passed their GCSE's. They will subsidise themselves through college and university.
Our todds will have IQ's far in advance of our own. They will surpass all scientific thresholds and unlock the secrets of the Universe.
Yes! My turds, your turds. OUR TURDS.
They will show us the way!
Judge - you are one sick motherf*cker.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:09 amTo celebrate having broken the 500 posts mark today i'm going to go and dump one of my special turds down the pan - thus MARKING this great occasion in my forum lifetime.
I'll poost (did u see what i did there???)
how it went tomorrow.
GOODBYEEEE!!!
this great occasion in my forum lifetime.I'll poost (did u see what i did there???)
how it went tomorrow.GOODBYEEEE!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:23 pmRUSHIE#9 wrote:To celebrate having broken the 500 posts mark today i'm going to go and dump one of my special turds down the pan - thus MARKING
I'll poost (did u see what i did there???)
GOODBYEEEE!!!
I'm glad to say it was a mixture of well formed but with a tiny touch of slop to it; bonus though is it skidded out like a ghost turd without leaving any marks. 8 out of 10.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:56 pmwhat a shít thread
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:42 pmmy favourite turd is the turd tuesday of every month
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:53 pmAh, the days when Roberts was Beavis.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:59 pmJBG wrote:Ah, the days when Roberts was Beavis.
btw view general chat ive got something to show you bitch
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:15 pmRoberts wrote:JBG wrote:Ah, the days when Roberts was Beavis.
btw view general chat ive got something to show you bitch
What was that?
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:09 pmLando_Griffin wrote:Judge wrote:what a strange thread!...
...And yet I am inexplicably drawn to it.
It's all clear to me now! Poo is the way forward! This spells the end of my life as I know it!
I will become a
We shall genetically modify our turds, and open new doorways to a greater plane of existance.
Our turds will have minds of their own. They will exit our bodies when they have passed their GCSE's. They will subsidise themselves through college and university.
Our todds will have IQ's far in advance of our own. They will surpass all scientific thresholds and unlock the secrets of the Universe.
Yes! My turds, your turds. OUR TURDS.
They will show us the way!
Judge - you are one sick motherf*cker.
Its quite clear, the way forward is of a jizzy nature. No pungent odours and a more pleasant production mode.
Lando you dirty fecker