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by **sinema** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:17 pm

Which brings me conveniently to question three in our history quiz.
Who was known as Dick the ******?

by **sinema** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:19 pm

That should have read, "Dick the Sh*t"?

by **Dom1** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:24 pm

Richard Hillman

by **Redrider** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:15 pm

Roberts wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:I keep all my white dog poo in a jar for emergencies .

You should put it on E-Bay its a rareity no white dog poo, you could get a few grand for it

Roberts

Just leave it out in the rain.

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:46 pm

aye woof, you could be the new MILKY BAR DOG :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:56 am

what a strange thread

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:59 am

Judge wrote:what a strange thread!...

...And yet I am inexplicably drawn to it.

It's all clear to me now! Poo is the way forward! This spells the end of my life as I know it!
I will become a Crusader, seeking out fellow-minded bendy-brown-biscuit-boffins, and together we shall create new turds, wetter turds, stronger turds.
We shall genetically modify our turds, and open new doorways to a greater plane of existance.
Our turds will have minds of their own. They will exit our bodies when they have passed their GCSE's. They will subsidise themselves through college and university.
Our todds will have IQ's far in advance of our own. They will surpass all scientific thresholds and unlock the secrets of the Universe.

Yes! My turds, your turds. OUR TURDS.

They will show us the way!

Judge - you are one sick motherf*cker. :no

by **RUSHIE#9** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:09 am

To celebrate having broken the 500 posts mark today i'm going to go and dump one of my special turds down the pan - thus MARKING

this great occasion in my forum lifetime.

I'll poost (did u see what i did there???) :;):

how it went tomorrow.

GOODBYEEEE!!!

by **RUSHIE#9** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:23 pm

RUSHIE#9 wrote:To celebrate having broken the 500 posts mark today i'm going to go and dump one of my special turds down the pan - thus MARKING this great occasion in my forum lifetime.

I'll poost (did u see what i did there???) how it went tomorrow.

GOODBYEEEE!!!

I'm glad to say it was a mixture of well formed but with a tiny touch of slop to it; bonus though is it skidded out like a ghost turd without leaving any marks. 8 out of 10.

by **drummerphil** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:56 pm

what a shít thread :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:42 pm

my favourite turd is the turd tuesday of every month

by **JBG** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:53 pm

Ah, the days when Roberts was Beavis.

by **82-1074641017** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:59 pm

JBG wrote:Ah, the days when Roberts was Beavis.

btw view general chat ive got something to show you bitch :glare:

by **JBG** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:15 pm

Roberts wrote:
JBG wrote:Ah, the days when Roberts was Beavis.

btw view general chat ive got something to show you bitch

What was that?

by **neil** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:09 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
Judge wrote:what a strange thread!...

...And yet I am inexplicably drawn to it.

It's all clear to me now! Poo is the way forward! This spells the end of my life as I know it!
I will become a Crusader, seeking out fellow-minded bendy-brown-biscuit-boffins, and together we shall create new turds, wetter turds, stronger turds.
We shall genetically modify our turds, and open new doorways to a greater plane of existance.
Our turds will have minds of their own. They will exit our bodies when they have passed their GCSE's. They will subsidise themselves through college and university.
Our todds will have IQ's far in advance of our own. They will surpass all scientific thresholds and unlock the secrets of the Universe.

Yes! My turds, your turds. OUR TURDS.

They will show us the way!

Judge - you are one sick motherf*cker.

Its quite clear, the way forward is of a jizzy nature. No pungent odours and a more pleasant production mode.

Lando you dirty fecker

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