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Posted: **Tue May 13, 2008 10:03 pm**

Judge wrote:look, dont put your own short comings onto me. its not your fault you want sabre

personally id do kirsty gallagher, but you rushie,you like a steve bruce lookalike

Cheeky get!!

I'm getting help for it!!

Kirsty Gallacher can ride my rod any day!!

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 1:09 pm**

rod? lol

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 7:32 pm**

Don't eat all day before a date.

When you go out with her, don't eat so much.

Just eat a salad, some rice and some ice cream.

That way, your belly will generally be empty, thus making the need to :censored:

completely non-problematic.

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 11:44 pm**

1st time for me. You have to "christen you present crib" dont you? Also share it with her, if she has a good sense of humour she'll faint then wake up laughing calling you a dirty get ! if she just faints and doesnt wake up, wipe all prints and leg it !

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 7:39 am**

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 9:19 am**

Judge wrote:
peewee wrote:if i was on holiday with a bird and i need a plop, i wouldn't do it in the room, i would go to the toilets near reception to do it

now i am older though and have been with Mrs peewee for 6 years i am not too worried about the pong

peewee's missus is actually called Pong Poo, so no issues there

hey here name is poo pong, she likes her surname second :angry:

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 9:33 am**

similar to that character in little britain

peewee's pong poo

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 11:13 am**

bigmick wrote:If it's just a normal one, then it'd be OK after a week or so I reckon. If you've been a bit bunged up though and you reckon it's going to be like a buoy, floating around and resisting all attemtps to torpedo it, in my experience it might pay to wait until you get back home. On a slightly seperate note, my little lads best mate Luke never fails to have a sh!te every time he comes round our house. Stinks the place out as well the little fecker, don't know if he's barred off their carsey at Home or what but if it carries on I might have to consider taking similar drastic measures myself.

Nothing worse than when you're eating your Spag Boll, you hear the flush, the door opens and he comes out looking as pleased as punch with himself and suddenly you are engulfed in a fecking deluge of asthma inducing pungency. I should just go round his house and have a pony while they're eating their dinners and see if they like it

pmsl at that my lad has a friend that comes round and does that as well dirty little fecker

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2008 9:20 pm**

Cheered me up this thread......dawsino humour at it's best

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 3:29 pm**

shanks72 wrote:

Cheered me up this thread......dawsino humour at it's best

are you offering your services

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 5:48 pm**

First night.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 6:05 pm**

bigmick wrote:If it's just a normal one, then it'd be OK after a week or so I reckon. If you've been a bit bunged up though and you reckon it's going to be like a buoy, floating around and resisting all attemtps to torpedo it, in my experience it might pay to wait until you get back home. On a slightly seperate note, my little lads best mate Luke never fails to have a sh!te every time he comes round our house. Stinks the place out as well the little fecker, don't know if he's barred off their carsey at Home or what but if it carries on I might have to consider taking similar drastic measures myself.

Nothing worse than when you're eating your Spag Boll, you hear the flush, the door opens and he comes out looking as pleased as punch with himself and suddenly you are engulfed in a fecking deluge of asthma inducing pungency. I should just go round his house and have a pony while they're eating their dinners and see if they like it

Bigmick after Lil' Luke's been for a Barry White.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 7:58 pm**

jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon :laugh:

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 8:17 pm**

Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:First night.

but not with a fattie again jon

Not fussy.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 8:31 pm**

@ this thread

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