What is the point?
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:30 am
What is the point in the dozy bint selling sea shells on the sea shore, when any burk could go and pick one off the beach? It's not like they'd have to walk any further! Infact, they'd probably find a suitable sea shell before they got to her sea-shell-selling store.
What I want to know is why the thick cow decided to sell them on the beach, and not in Darlington or some other place far removed from the sea-shell industry.
You wouldn't try to sell a farmer soil, would you? Or a fricking Orchid owner oranges!
What is the point, and why did the bank manager lend her the money to start her ridiculous business? Didn't her husband/partner give her a good slap on the back of the head for even contemplating such an idea?
How about the bank manager? Did he get sacked for being such a complete goon? At the very least I would expect he got the beating of his life back at home that night when his wife found out he'd lent some ropey old tart £50k to start a sea-shell-selling shop. I'd think he spent a few nights in the spare room with his miniture Totem pole "Barry" as his only friend.
What a malarky. What do you lot reckon?
What I want to know is why the thick cow decided to sell them on the beach, and not in Darlington or some other place far removed from the sea-shell industry.
You wouldn't try to sell a farmer soil, would you? Or a fricking Orchid owner oranges!
What is the point, and why did the bank manager lend her the money to start her ridiculous business? Didn't her husband/partner give her a good slap on the back of the head for even contemplating such an idea?
How about the bank manager? Did he get sacked for being such a complete goon? At the very least I would expect he got the beating of his life back at home that night when his wife found out he'd lent some ropey old tart £50k to start a sea-shell-selling shop. I'd think he spent a few nights in the spare room with his miniture Totem pole "Barry" as his only friend.
What a malarky. What do you lot reckon?