What is the point?

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What is the point?

She is thick and thought she was actually having a dump.
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13%
Her Mother was a Mermaid, and her dad was a twiglet.
1
13%
She is actually just a Hippie trying to scrounge through life.
3
38%
The Women's Liberation Front of Doncaster is responsible.
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Gus Gorman should have told Mr Webster to shove it.
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Terry Pratchet put her up to it with his Discworld books. The git.
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She is merely the product of a lesbian wolf upbringing. Down girl.
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13%
Perhaps if she had steak instead of a lettuce leaf, she'd be ok.
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13%
She is to enterprise what a clagnut is to fruit salad. Sh*tty.
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No votes
They are actually DAB radios, cunningly concealed in shells.
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13%
 
Total votes : 8

Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:30 am

What is the point in the dozy bint selling sea shells on the sea shore, when any burk could go and pick one off the beach? It's not like they'd have to walk any further! Infact, they'd probably find a suitable sea shell before they got to her sea-shell-selling store.

What I want to know is why the thick cow decided to sell them on the beach, and not in Darlington or some other place far removed from the sea-shell industry.

You wouldn't try to sell a farmer soil, would you? Or a fricking Orchid owner oranges!

What is the point, and why did the bank manager lend her the money to start her ridiculous business? Didn't her husband/partner give her a good slap on the back of the head for even contemplating such an idea?
How about the bank manager? Did he get sacked for being such a complete goon? At the very least I would expect he got the beating of his life back at home that night when his wife found out he'd lent some ropey old tart £50k to start a sea-shell-selling shop. I'd think he spent a few nights in the spare room with his miniture Totem pole "Barry" as his only friend.

What a malarky. What do you lot reckon?  :no










































































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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:39 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:You wouldn't try to sell a farmer soil, would you? Or a fricking Orchid owner oranges!














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why would an orchid owner have oranges? surely he would be better getting these from an orchard owner

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Postby babu » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:41 am

Actually i think that rythme orginated from a true story.

There was this young lady who used to collect sea shells somehere in wales (i think) when she started to stumble upon fossils. At the time i believe the debate started by Darwin, evolution, was in full swing. Well the first fossil she found, was given to a professor who identified it - it proved something quite important (but i can't remember what).

Anyway she ended up spending the rest of her life collecting fossils from the beach and selling them. I am led to believe the identification of fossils from all the other crap on the beach was/is a real talent. In the end she is attributed to discovering more new fossillised species than just about anyone else.

That actually happened, but whether it relates to the rhytme (or indeed your poll), i have no idea.
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Postby anti-hero » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:43 am

Ok.














.. What?














You're just mad you cant say "She sells sea-shells by the seashore."

How hard is it Lando?

REALLY.. just try.. :D
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Postby CardinalRed » Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:36 pm

Lando mate, you've got way too much time on your hands....!!!

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Postby taff » Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:40 pm

peewee wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:You wouldn't try to sell a farmer soil, would you? Or a fricking Orchid owner oranges!














:no

why would an orchid owner have oranges? surely he would be better getting these from an orchard owner

:D

Its an orange grove
Orchards for apples, pears etc

Orchid is a flower

Nest time you rant incoherently please use the correct grammar and spelling  :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:09 pm

It was late, OK?

I can't believe only Babu has taken this seriously! :angry: :D
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:47 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I can't believe only Babu has taken this seriously! :angry: :D

He's right though, Bill Bryson even said it in his book about EVERYTHING that that rhyme comes from that!!  (A good read that book actually, bit slow in the bit about tectonic plates like but some interesting shit in there.
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:51 pm

what is the point? As mr Pointy Chin, he knows!!!

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Postby RUSHIE#9 » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:44 pm

WTF
Lando's been inhaling the ol' wackie backie methinks. ???

Anyway Lando fella I'm sure you'll be able to find someone who can  :help ya.
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Postby babu » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:32 am

jonnymac1979 wrote: (A good read that book actually, bit slow in the bit about tectonic plates like but some interesting shit in there.

oh very funny  :D

Gotta agree that's a good book.
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Postby taff » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:08 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I can't believe only Babu has taken this seriously! :angry: :D

He's right though, Bill Bryson even said it in his book about EVERYTHING that that rhyme comes from that!!  (A good read that book actually, bit slow in the bit about tectonic plates like but some interesting shit in there.

Great read, really enjoyed it although I cant remember a bloody thing about it now except for that gigantic volcanoe in yellowstone park :D
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Postby The Manhattan Project » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:03 am

She sells sea shells on the sea shore....for low prices because she hires illegal Chinese immigrants to pick them before the tide comes in.
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