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Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:24 pm**

Right - assuming you're a straight man, how much would it take for you to allow Julian Clarey to bend you over and slip it up your wrong 'un? No one would ever know, save for the two of you.

I wouldn't do it for any money, but I'm fairly sure some of you out there are a little closer to homo than I!!!!

Name your price...

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:38 pm**

Not for all the money in the world Lando fella!!

I really worry about why you are thinking of getting rogered by Julian Clarey and posting it on here!!

A phsycologist would probably reckon that its an underlying fantasy of yours! :laugh:

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:49 pm**

Ffs Lando , K p crisps are my favourite. Now if they were cheese and onion i maybe would just let him ............

maybe not

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:53 pm**

whos julian clarey anyway? Is that the boy reads the news and comes on after coronation street?

I avoid anyone called Julian anyway :sleepy:

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:02 pm**

Des wrote: whos julian clarey anyway? Is that the boy reads the news and comes on after coronation street?

I avoid anyone called Julian anyway

No Mikz thas Julian Simmons mate!!

Hes a queer as a bottle o chips as well though! :nod

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:10 pm**

7 pounds and 3 blue smarties

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:36 am**

BarryBelfast wrote:Not for all the money in the world Lando fella!!

I really worry about why you are thinking of getting rogered by Julian Clarey and posting it on here!!

A phsycologist would probably reckon that its an underlying fantasy of yours!

I'd punch him on the nose!!!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:10 pm**

Not for all the tea in china, but maybe for a Galaxy Ripple.

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:13 pm**

OK then bye bye

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:31 pm**

what flavour's the gum?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:56 am**

Erm...

Raspberry flavour.

So? Is that a yes? :eyebrow

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:17 am**

i just worked this thread out. Lando is actually Julian Clarey's PA

Looks like he must be getting tired of the 'extra' services he's had to provide and is trying to outsource it to someone else. Typical, though, he's trying to do it on the cheap.

:laugh:

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:48 am**

babu wrote:i just worked this thread out. Lando is actually Julian Clarey's PA

Looks like he must be getting tired of the 'extra' services he's had to provide and is trying to outsource it to someone else. Typical, though, he's trying to do it on the cheap.

I'm also his accountant...

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:54 am**

Five million.

Because Manhattan has top quality rectum.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:31 am**

The Manhattan Project wrote:Five million.

Because Manhattan has top quality rectum.

way too much info :Oo:

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How much for a sh*g? - With julian clarey

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