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How much for a sh*g? - With julian clarey

1. £10 and a packet of KP's for substance.
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7%
2. £50 and a pack of Walker's Sensations.
1
7%
3. £100, and a stick of gum.
1
7%
4. £1000 and a crafty gobble.
0
No votes
5. £10,000 and you get to return the favour.
0
No votes
6. £100,000, and some rope to bite down on.
2
14%
7. £500,000, and a magazine listing the World's Rich List.
0
No votes
8. £1,000,000. Just the cash and a small Highland Terrior.
1
7%
9. £5,000,000 and a chocolate bar for being a good boy.
5
36%
10. Other. Name your price.
3
21%
 
Total votes : 14

Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:24 pm

Right - assuming you're a straight man, how much would it take for you to allow Julian Clarey to bend you over and slip it up your wrong 'un? No one would ever know, save for the two of you.

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I wouldn't do it for any money, but I'm fairly sure some of you out there are a little closer to homo than I!!!! :D

Name your price...

:D
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:38 pm

Not for all the money in the world Lando fella!!

I really worry about why you are thinking of getting rogered by Julian Clarey and posting it on here!!

A phsycologist would probably reckon that its an underlying fantasy of yours! :laugh: :laugh:
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Postby Igor Zidane » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:49 pm

Ffs Lando , K p crisps are my favourite. Now if they were cheese and onion i maybe would just let him ............













maybe not   :p  :D
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Postby Des » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:53 pm

??? whos julian clarey anyway? Is that the boy reads the news and comes on after coronation street?

I avoid anyone called Julian anyway :sleepy:
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Postby 66-1120597113 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:02 pm

Des wrote: ??? whos julian clarey anyway? Is that the boy reads the news and comes on after coronation street?

I avoid anyone called Julian anyway :sleepy:

No Mikz thas Julian Simmons  mate!!

Hes a queer as a bottle o chips as well though! :nod
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:10 pm

7 pounds and 3 blue smarties :p
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:36 am

BarryBelfast wrote:Not for all the money in the world Lando fella!!

I really worry about why you are thinking of getting rogered by Julian Clarey and posting it on here!!

A phsycologist would probably reckon that its an underlying fantasy of yours! :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh:

I'd punch him on the nose!!!! :D
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Postby jkop » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:10 pm

Not for all the tea in china, but maybe for a Galaxy Ripple. :p  :D
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Postby grayghost » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:13 pm

OK then bye bye ??? ???
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Postby daxy1 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:31 pm

what flavour's the gum?
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:56 am

Erm...

Raspberry flavour.

So? Is that a yes?  :eyebrow :D
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Postby babu » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:17 am

i just worked this thread out. Lando is actually Julian Clarey's PA

Looks like he must be getting tired of the 'extra' services he's had to provide and is trying to outsource it to someone else. Typical, though, he's trying to do it on the cheap.

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:48 am

babu wrote:i just worked this thread out. Lando is actually Julian Clarey's PA

Looks like he must be getting tired of the 'extra' services he's had to provide and is trying to outsource it to someone else. Typical, though, he's trying to do it on the cheap.

:laugh:

I'm also his accountant...

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Postby The Manhattan Project » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:54 am

Five million.

Because Manhattan has top quality rectum.
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Postby babu » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:31 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:Five million.

Because Manhattan has top quality rectum.

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