Work excuses - Ringing in sick - weve all done it
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:29 pmWeve all blagged the boss when we cant be arsed for some reason or another , whats your favourite
but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse
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Work excuses - Ringing in sick - weve all done it
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:29 pmPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:30 pmGot the sh!ts
but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse
but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:40 amadamnbarrett wrote:Got the sh!ts
but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse
You're only about 14 aren't you!?!
WHat possible job could you have, other than a paper-round!?!
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:18 amsorry boss, i cant come in to work today, the world cup is on and Englands playing
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:28 pmme: sorry boss i cant come into work, im sick
boss: how sick are you?
me: im having sex with my nan
(now that is sick!!)
boss: how sick are you?
me: im having sex with my nan
(now that is sick!!)
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:48 pmdawson99 wrote:me: sorry boss i cant come into work, im sick
boss: how sick are you?
me: im having sex with my hand
boss: what again, i'll see you in two minutes then
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:49 pmStomach upsets + whole night without sleeping due to the stomach upset.
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:58 pmUseful tip , when phoning in do a Marlon Brando (as in the Godfather) ,stick a ball of tissue paper in each cheek before you phone the boss to tell him you're "coming down with something" .You'll usually get a response along the lines of "god ,you sound terrible, take yourself back to bed ,give us a call when you're feeling better"
Works every time
Works every time
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:16 pmwoof woof ! wrote:Useful tip , when phoning in do a Marlon Brando (as in the Godfather) ,stick a ball of tissue paper in each cheek before you phone the boss to tell him you're "coming down with something" .You'll usually get a response along the lines of "god ,you sound terrible, take yourself back to bed ,give us a call when you're feeling better"
Works every time
note taken lol
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:27 pmwoof woof ! wrote:Useful tip , when phoning in do a Marlon Brando (as in the Godfather) ,stick a ball of tissue paper in each cheek before you phone the boss to tell him you're "coming down with something" .You'll usually get a response along the lines of "god ,you sound terrible, take yourself back to bed ,give us a call when you're feeling better"
Works every time
I e-mailed your boss and he said you should try sticking tampons up your nose as it gives a more realistic flu like, runny nose type sound, especially if there are used ones!!!
Bright lad that boss of yours!!
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:13 pmLionheart wrote:especially if there are used ones!!!
There's funny and there's Sick !
You are one very sick Wombat .
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:23 pmwoof woof ! wrote:Lionheart wrote:especially if there are used ones!!!
There's funny and there's Sick !
You are one very sick Wombat .
Wombat = Eats roots & leaves.
(think about it)
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:31 pmLando_Griffin wrote:adamnbarrett wrote:Got the sh!ts
but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse
You're only about 14 aren't you!?!
WHat possible job could you have, other than a paper-round!?!
No don't have a job, because I'm 14, spot on lando, but if I did I'd use got the sh!ts excuse
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:56 pmJudge wrote:dawson99 wrote:me: sorry boss i cant come into work, im sick
boss: how sick are you?
me: im having sex with my hand
boss: what again, i'll see you in two minutes then
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:22 pmwell it's the scremin abdabs everytime. but for getting into work an hour or two late ive told the boss i had a stork on and didnt want to waste it ... 