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Salutations reds.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:13 am
by Highland Red
Hi guys n' girls.

Just a quickie to say hi and formally introduce myself to the forum.

I'm Dave from Inverness and a lifelong Liverpool supporter. Also have a leaning for Hearts FC as i'm from Edinburgh originally.

:)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:13 pm
by Judge
welcome and greetings HR :)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:35 pm
by dawson99
Welcome Highland Red

I have the decency to not just chat by your initials, unlike J

Have fun dudester

PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:35 pm
by Judge
HR dont worry about D99.

youve just joined us and its your birthday also - did you plan it that way?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:34 pm
by Roger Red Hat
maybe it was a pressie from his missus

'here you go love, registration the the Liverpool nut house' :laugh:

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:18 am
by dawson99
Day after my birthday i got a burning sensation whenever i peed

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:23 am
by babu
nut house is correct.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:19 pm
by Roger Red Hat
dawson99 wrote:Day after my birthday i got a burning sensation whenever i peed

why does that happen?  Why, if you go for a pee straight after a 'barclays bank' or a jump it stings for hours?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:28 pm
by dawson99
like pi'sing acid through a  curly-wurly

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:30 pm
by Bad Bob
The Newkit Welcome Committee in fine fettle as usual, I see. :laugh:   Welcome aboard anyway, mate.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:20 pm
by Judge
dawson99 wrote:like pi'sing acid through a  curly-wurly

you often pi'ss thru a curly wurly?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:02 pm
by woof woof !
dawson99 wrote:Day after my birthday i got a burning sensation whenever i peed

Surely there's an easier way to switch off the stove Daws ? They usually have kno'bs of their own.

:D


If your not actually p'issing on the stove and the burning persists a couple of penicillin jabs should sort out what sounds like the clap.

ps, Almost forgot, welcome Highland Red from Inveness  .

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:04 am
by dawson99
Best.Welcome Page.Ever

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:09 am
by Dundalk
And the guy will never even post again :laugh:

PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:36 pm
by Bad Bob
:laugh: @ Dundalk's new smiley