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Postby Highland Red » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:13 am

Hi guys n' girls.

Just a quickie to say hi and formally introduce myself to the forum.

I'm Dave from Inverness and a lifelong Liverpool supporter. Also have a leaning for Hearts FC as i'm from Edinburgh originally.

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Postby Judge » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:13 pm

welcome and greetings HR :)
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:35 pm

Welcome Highland Red

I have the decency to not just chat by your initials, unlike J

Have fun dudester
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Postby Judge » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:35 pm

HR dont worry about D99.

youve just joined us and its your birthday also - did you plan it that way?
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:34 pm

maybe it was a pressie from his missus

'here you go love, registration the the Liverpool nut house' :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:18 am

Day after my birthday i got a burning sensation whenever i peed
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Postby babu » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:23 am

nut house is correct.
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:19 pm

dawson99 wrote:Day after my birthday i got a burning sensation whenever i peed

why does that happen?  Why, if you go for a pee straight after a 'barclays bank' or a jump it stings for hours?
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:28 pm

like pi'sing acid through a  curly-wurly
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Postby Bad Bob » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:30 pm

The Newkit Welcome Committee in fine fettle as usual, I see. :laugh:   Welcome aboard anyway, mate.
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Postby Judge » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:20 pm

dawson99 wrote:like pi'sing acid through a  curly-wurly

you often pi'ss thru a curly wurly?
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:02 pm

dawson99 wrote:Day after my birthday i got a burning sensation whenever i peed

Surely there's an easier way to switch off the stove Daws ? They usually have kno'bs of their own.

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If your not actually p'issing on the stove and the burning persists a couple of penicillin jabs should sort out what sounds like the clap.

ps, Almost forgot, welcome Highland Red from Inveness  .
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:04 am

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Postby Dundalk » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:09 am

And the guy will never even post again :laugh:
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:36 pm

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