Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:06 amArijen Robben - Olympic diver 
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Footballers alternative careers - A bit of fun
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:06 amPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:09 amTitus Bramble - Donkey ( pin the tail)
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:10 amTony Adams - advertising campaign against drink driving
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:42 amRobbie Savage - Spokesperson for "Dial-a-Rod".
Gary Neville - Nora Batty's stunt double.
Phil Neville - Road kill.
Gollum - Everton Manager.
Fat Frank - Richard Simmons. (
)
Robben - Chess-playing free-style diver.
Alan Stubbs - The bell ringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. (Quasimodo for any thickies! )
Tim Cahill - A Tangerine.
Lee Bowyer - The Arch-Bishop of Canterbury.
Reina - A "Re-Growth" salesperson.
Jan Molby - A piemaker.
Josemi - One of Rocky Balboa's cack opponents in Rocky III.
Jan Kromkamp - A Ballet dancer in "Swan Lake".
Spooney - A drug-dealing piece of sh*t.
Rio Ferdinand - A florist.
Christiano Ronaldo - A rentboy.
Van Horseface - "Bondit" Superglue.
Carvalho - Homosexual Hairdresser.
John Terry - A fence-erector.
Petr Cech - A professional sex-pest.
Moris - Beaten to death. Previously, a maggot farmer.
Red-nose Fergie - A bum.
Ronaldinho - A dentist.
Luke Chadwick - A male model.
Ryan Giggs - A Pit-working homo.
David Beckham - A Dole-claiming idle lay-a-bout, with a penchant for Gola Tracksuits.
Ferrera - A petrol-pump attendant.
Beattie - Reckons he'd have been a Brain surgeon, but I think he'd be better suited to Proctology.
Dunc Ferguson - Lifer in a maximum security jail. Job inside - Mob's b*tch, and part-time toilet cleaner.
Richard Wright - Parachute.
Dietmar Hamann - Sex-shop owner.
Steven Gerrard - Councillor.
JC - Prime Minister.
Rafa - 1st Foreign President of the USA.
Fowler - Estate Agent.
Owen - Full-time student.
Keiron Dyer - Zoo attraction.
Igor Biscan - Circus attraction.
Crouch - Window Cleaner.
Craig Bellamy - "No Neck - No Problem" Shirt company rep.
Emre - Wuss.
Shay Given - Bullied transvestite Office-worker.
Drogba - Dancing Queen.
Martin Jol and Ron Atkinson - Both Umpa Loompa's, for different reasons.
Sinama Pongolle - Shaggy's pet Sh*g.
Harry Kewell - A boomerang salesman.
Diouf - A venom extractor.
Sol Campbell - An extra in the World-wide hit "Big jawed ugly b*stards".
Ivan Campo - A scarecrow.
Gary Neville - Nora Batty's stunt double.
Phil Neville - Road kill.
Gollum - Everton Manager.
Fat Frank - Richard Simmons. (
)Robben - Chess-playing free-style diver.
Alan Stubbs - The bell ringer at Notre Dame Cathedral. (Quasimodo for any thickies!
)Tim Cahill - A Tangerine.
Lee Bowyer - The Arch-Bishop of Canterbury.
Reina - A "Re-Growth" salesperson.
Jan Molby - A piemaker.
Josemi - One of Rocky Balboa's cack opponents in Rocky III.
Jan Kromkamp - A Ballet dancer in "Swan Lake".
Spooney - A drug-dealing piece of sh*t.
Rio Ferdinand - A florist.
Christiano Ronaldo - A rentboy.
Van Horseface - "Bondit" Superglue.
Carvalho - Homosexual Hairdresser.
John Terry - A fence-erector.
Petr Cech - A professional sex-pest.
Moris - Beaten to death. Previously, a maggot farmer.
Red-nose Fergie - A bum.
Ronaldinho - A dentist.
Luke Chadwick - A male model.
Ryan Giggs - A Pit-working homo.
David Beckham - A Dole-claiming idle lay-a-bout, with a penchant for Gola Tracksuits.
Ferrera - A petrol-pump attendant.
Beattie - Reckons he'd have been a Brain surgeon, but I think he'd be better suited to Proctology.
Dunc Ferguson - Lifer in a maximum security jail. Job inside - Mob's b*tch, and part-time toilet cleaner.
Richard Wright - Parachute.
Dietmar Hamann - Sex-shop owner.
Steven Gerrard - Councillor.
JC - Prime Minister.
Rafa - 1st Foreign President of the USA.
Fowler - Estate Agent.
Owen - Full-time student.
Keiron Dyer - Zoo attraction.
Igor Biscan - Circus attraction.
Crouch - Window Cleaner.
Craig Bellamy - "No Neck - No Problem" Shirt company rep.
Emre - Wuss.
Shay Given - Bullied transvestite Office-worker.
Drogba - Dancing Queen.
Martin Jol and Ron Atkinson - Both Umpa Loompa's, for different reasons.
Sinama Pongolle - Shaggy's pet Sh*g.
Harry Kewell - A boomerang salesman.
Diouf - A venom extractor.
Sol Campbell - An extra in the World-wide hit "Big jawed ugly b*stards".
Ivan Campo - A scarecrow.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:35 am
Ashley Cole taking a call.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:02 amlando you forgot jermaine pennant - a curfew enforcing officer
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:08 amMark Bosnich- Drug dealer
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:10 amArjen Robben- Platform diver
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:13 amwayne rooney - computer animated film stand in
figo - part time fag
Giuly - resembles a girl
ronaldinho - plug from the beano
shevchenko - corner shop robber
steve bruce - boxer
park ji sung - jackie chan stand in
van nistelrooy - pit pony
louis saha - chris tucker stand in
allerdyce - walrus
chris kamara - garymac impersonator
figo - part time fag
Giuly - resembles a girl
ronaldinho - plug from the beano
shevchenko - corner shop robber
steve bruce - boxer
park ji sung - jackie chan stand in
van nistelrooy - pit pony
louis saha - chris tucker stand in
allerdyce - walrus
chris kamara - garymac impersonator
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:38 amI still think Van Horseface would have been Glue by now!
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:25 amLando_Griffin wrote:I still think Van Horseface would have been Glue by now!
or chum meat
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:37 amDidi Hamman - wine tester
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:20 pmApparently the evilles were asked the other day what they would do for a living if they were not footballers, they replied
"we would be in the army"
As targets!!!! 
"we would be in the army"
As targets!!!!