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Posted: **Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:32 pm**

Some of these are funny

Posted: **Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:32 pm**

chiggz_likes_owen wrote:Ray Parlour - Hair Stylist

ray parlour- marriage counsellor :laugh:

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:32 am**

Gazza - world leader
{so that he can attend the G8}

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:58 am**

rooney- pie eater

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:02 am**

1234ram=William Shakespeare.

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:15 am**

ian dowie and peter beardsley in the remake of the film TWINS

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:39 am**

Stan Collymore - Relate counsellor

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:00 pm**

Gazza = social worker

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2005 12:43 pm**

Traore - Norman Wisdom's successor

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:29 am**

Ronaldo - rent boy in a remake of boogie nights
Van Nistelrooy - mr ed
Rooney - pilsbury dough boy
Gary & Phillip Neville - bill n ben
Roy Keane - the pikey from snatch film
Roy Carroll - girls last name
Rio Ferdinand - drug dealer
Heinze - baked bean seller
Silvestre - mime artist

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:39 am**

igor biscan ----- footballer

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:42 am**

traore - see above

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:04 am**

Jermaine Pennant ------- Crash Test Dummy .

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:08 am**

The Return of the Judge wrote:Ronaldo - rent boy in a remake of boogie nights
Van Nistelrooy - mr ed
Rooney - pilsbury dough boy
Gary & Phillip Neville - bill n ben
Roy Keane - the pikey from snatch film
Roy Carroll - girls last name
Rio Ferdinand - drug dealer
Heinze - baked bean seller
Silvestre - mime artist

also

Gravesan - bald headed swimmer called duncan
Morientes - antonio banderas look-a-like
Garcia - trainee vampire

Posted: **Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:14 am**

ron atkinson ------ head of united nations or prince phillips stand in

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