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Footballers alternative careers - A bit of fun
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:43 amby stmichael
just a bit of fun guys as the forum seems to be pretty quiet at the moment.
i'd like you to come up with suggestions of what jobs certain footballers or managers would do if they weren't involved in football. funny suggestions only please.
for example i think ruud van horseface and christiano ronaldo would make an excellent synchronised diving team. what d'ya reckon? 
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:21 pmby LFC #1
Lee Hughes- driving instructor.
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:23 pmby stmichael
what about bruce grobelaar as a bookie.
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:23 pmby simic_ie
Gary and Phil Neville.... male models
Becks and Rio... teachers. 
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:25 pmby stmichael
actually, give gerard houllier a moustache and a pair of glasses and i think he'd make an excellent inspector clousseau. 
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:25 pmby LFC #1
Wayene Rooney - movie star (Shrek).
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:28 pmby ckay
Gazza - Marriage Guidence
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:29 pmby ckay
Roy Keane - Buddist Monk
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:29 pmby stmichael
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:31 pmby LFC #1
Claudio Ranieri - english teacher.
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:34 pmby ckay
Wayne Rooney - Massage parlour manager!
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pmby LFC #1
nah a Pimp.
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pmby stmichael
to me, michael owen could have been a paperboy for life. i dunno why. he's just got one of those faces.
also, if not a paperboy, he could be one of those young guys you always see working in places like dixons. you know the ones who never know how anything works and look sh#t scared if you ask them a question?
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Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pmby ckay
David Beckham - Tabloid Journalist