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Facts on football - Do you have any?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:51 am
by anfieldadorer
Please contribute any quote, short story etc. about football, not necessarily serious.

Me first:
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Further research on 2002 World Cup Fans has revealed startling new results. Too much football is bad for you!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:10 am
by anfieldadorer
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Inspired by the world cup, I've employed a new personal trainer to help with my football skills.

We're mainly working on my ability to shoot.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:11 am
by 106-1093504160
Liverpool were the first club to use proper nets in goal

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:47 am
by anfieldadorer
Worst Disciplinary Record

No doubt about it, this record goes to Ricky Goddard of North Warnborough. By 1992, he had been suspended for five out of his nine years as a footballer. On one occasion, he was banned for six months when he sneaked into the ref's changing-room at half time and urinated over all his clothes.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:49 am
by 106-1093504160
Portsmouth held the FA cup for the longest consecutive period of years, having only won it once.

the reason is they won it in 1939. then the war started

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:32 am
by anfieldadorer
Hungry Footballers
This record goes to Fernando d'Ercoli playing for Pianta against Arpax in Italy 1989. When he was given the red card by the referee, he got so mad that he snatched the red card from his hand and ate it all! Another display of temper came from Mike Bagley of Bristol in 1984. When the referee booked him for swearing, he took the ref's notebook, ripped out the page with his name on, and ate that!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:34 am
by Ciggy
:laugh:  :D  :laugh: lol anfield nice 1

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:52 am
by 112-1077774096
man yoo are sh*te

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:55 am
by anfieldadorer
i like beardsley, so i banned the pic meslf

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:13 am
by 106-1093504160
beardsley and gullit

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:29 am
by anfieldadorer
see his willy?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:32 am
by 106-1093504160
what?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:38 am
by anfieldadorer
beardsley's willy's popping up

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:43 am
by 106-1093504160
i'll take your word for it

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:47 pm
by JBG
Which one of the three of them is Beardsley!  :D

If you think that is disturbing someone posted a picture of Paul Scholes' undescribables popping out about 10 months ago.

Man, that was sick.