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Joke time...................
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:36 amby chiggz_likes_owen
Q:Why did the cow cross the road...
A: Cos' the Chicken was on vacation...
hehe.. 
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:10 amby 115-1073096938
lol.
Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. to see his flat mate!!
i got loads of good ones. good post man!!! 
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:30 amby chiggz_likes_owen
Q: Why did the guy in the tux climb on top of the party building......
A: He heard the drinks were on the house...
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:32 amby chiggz_likes_owen
Q: What did traffic light say to the other traffic light......
A: Don't look i'm changing.....
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:33 amby chiggz_likes_owen
Q: What vegetable plays pool......
A: Cue-cumber.....
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:35 amby chiggz_likes_owen
I got a football related one..
Q: Where do spiders play their football......
A: Webely Stadium *HAWHAW*
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:23 amby dawson99
Q whats the best way to weigha whale?
A Take it to a whale weigh station!!!!!!!!!!!
mwahaha
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:56 amby Woollyback
Q How can you tell when your wife's dead?
A The sex life's just the same but the ironing starts to pile up
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:07 amby 112-1077774096
why did the pervert cross the road?
cos he was stuck up the chicken
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:08 amby 112-1077774096
whats brown and sticky?
a stick
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:31 amby murphy0151
whats three foot long and keeps a c#nt warm?
A man utd scarf
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:26 pmby Woollyback
Q What's got four legs and a c#nt half way up its back?
A Police horse
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:31 pmby stmichael
why did gary neville cross the road?
because he was stuck up david beckham's ar#e!
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:42 pmby Woollyback
Q Why wasn't Jesus born in Manchester?
A Cos they couldn't find three wise men, never mind a virgin!
Posted:
Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:42 pmby Owzat
Gerard Houllier
Sorry, wrong sort of "joke"