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Know what does my head in? - Moan's and groan's
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:31 pmby red37
Double f*cking negatives, thats what do my head in! 
I 'can't not' fail to get aggravated
Oh and geneology. Anything to do with family trees...relatives, their relationship titles - who they are to you ie: cousins, nephews (and permutations thereof)
and all that palava etc... cant be doing with it.
And while im ere...
Opening a tin of the arl Princes' corned beef with one of them twirly keys that rip the metal CORRECTLY and more important - SUCCESSFULLY 
Posted:
Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:33 pmby red37
..oops.
(I moved it here meself) 
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:42 pmby Dinger
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:48 pmby Igor Zidane
When you go for a dump and you thinks it's the biggest terd that's came out of an @rse since Alex ferguson was born . You turn around to have a look at your impressive anaconda and there's feck all there . Ghost sh!tes are most annoying . 
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:23 pmby red37
I only get the ones where...you spend up to 5 minutes stood up, cross legged goin "nnnnnnnmmnneeeeeeerrhhhh" and hoping to god no one looks at yer face. Then (inevitably) when its 'touchin' cloth time' - its cautiously up the arl stairs one at a time with legs akimbo, praying that the cheeks of yer ar5e dont part company with one an other before the 'great plop' is allowed to occur
Mind you - i do have the odd "oh f*ck i'm leggin it" types as well on occasion...
Posted:
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:10 pmby NANNY RED
MEN they do my fecking head in , That is all
Posted:
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:18 pmby Boocity
Women's problems
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:41 pmby Dundalk
Which ones?
There are thousands!!
Posted:
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:47 pmby Boocity
Dundalk wrote:Which ones?
There are thousands!!
True,
If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones
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Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:36 amby NANNY RED
Boocity wrote:Dundalk wrote:Which ones?
There are thousands!!
True,
If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones
Wouldnt know about them problems. not had that problem in 20 years
Posted:
Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:22 amby babu
Yeah me too. One of the biggest things I have to correct in emails from my staff is: 'revert back' - as in I will revert back to you as soon as possible
I hate it
Posted:
Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:23 amby Judge
NANNY RED wrote:Boocity wrote:Dundalk wrote:Which ones?
There are thousands!!
True,
If I had to pick one, the fecking monthly ones
Wouldnt know about them problems. not had that problem in 20 years
no u have them every day now, much worse is a post menopausal women 
Posted:
Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:40 pmby metalhead
babu wrote:Yeah me too. One of the biggest things I have to correct in emails from my staff is: 'revert back' - as in I will revert back to you as soon as possible
I hate it
but they never revert back to you 
Posted:
Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:48 pmby dawson99
people who say aks (pronounced arks) instead of ask... let me aks you something
Posted:
Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:55 pmby Ben Patrick
bagels, why make a hole for no reason ?