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Favourite insult - Just to the pass the time
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:53 amby Bad Bob
Not much action on the pitch at the mo so it might be fun to share your favourite insults. Spend enough time on a board like this one and you encounter a wide spectrum of creative and classic ways to suggest that someone's a bit of a c.nt. What are your favourites?
I'll start things rolling with a few of mine:
Weapon
Wazzock
Toolpiece
They all have that je ne sais quoi that makes up a great insult. They're fun to say, they're a bit nonsensical, they deliver just the right amount of contempt and they're usable in polite company! 
PS - we're talking in general here, not directed at anyone in particular! 
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:00 pmby Sabre
English insults are strange to me. So I'll translate a few.
Correveidile (Corre ve y dile = Run lad, go and tell him): That's how you insult one who is the errand boy who delivers the messages of someone else, someone without personality.
Hijo de 7 padres (Son of 7 fathers)= Doesn't need translation, when there's doubts about who is your father.
Cabrón= Useful for everything, it may be an insult, it may be to tell someone he's astute, or simply as opposite of "good man".
The most common one is gilipollas, which would be the direct version of twát.
We have some common insults:
Imbecil: I think it's like in english, but it's tougher than just stupid.
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:13 pmby dawson99
pratt is just class. it just works, its not too vulgar but it just sounds the best. and numptie is very popular in london
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:43 pmby babu
I like the age old ' 
'
but 'tool-banger' also rocks
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:53 pmby Roger Red Hat
Plank
Tool
d!ck brain
nonce
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:54 pmby Judge
halfwit
emptyhead
numpty
dosser
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:01 pmby Greavesie
bell end
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:03 pmby Judge
nob jockey
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Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:36 pmby SouthCoastShankly
Chump
Mug
Numbnuts
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:11 pmby Bad Bob
Supernatural's been in a rich vein of form for the insults of late. Some Dean favourites:
A.sshat
D!ck
Douche
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:17 pmby dawson99
Bad Bob wrote:Supernatural's been in a rich vein of form for the insults of late. Some Dean favourites:
A.sshat
D!ck
Douche
You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
Dean: Bitch.
Sam: Jerk.
i do like the insult Twonk...
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:32 pmby Igor Zidane
Some scouse insults for your perusal
Meff
Queg
whopper
Dickhead
TIT
tool
knobhead
@rsewipe
Mingebag
C Unt
Tw@t
pleb
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:10 pmby Judge
insult to women would be
open yer legs girl and show us yer bomber doors
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:21 pmby supersub
scouse insult that doesn't get used so much now....divvi
Posted:
Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:57 pmby andy_g
twonk
bell end
dickhead
a'rsehole
i'm happy with the classics.
in spain imbecil and gilipollas are both very satisfying