Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:53 amdawson - why cant men own or use an iron?
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:53 amPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:09 amhave we said hair straighteners!!! ?
?Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:26 amSmigs.
They were naff in 1998, even more ridiculous now.
They were naff in 1998, even more ridiculous now.
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:29 amPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:17 amSnuff
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:37 amEarrings - fu.cking look gay on blokes
T-shirts that are blatantly too tight - I don't wat to see guys' nips so put them away
Oversized headphones - You're not a fu.cking DJ and even if you are there's no need for them walking down the street - you look like an @rsehole
Pink T-shirts - ridiculous unless you actually are gay
Sandals - unless your name's Moses and you live in the desert
Necklaces/ 'gold' chains - Unless it's the 80's and you're a fan of Miami Vice, leave it to the ladies eh?
Travel pillows - these pri.cks that pull them out of a bag on the plane - are you 5 years old?
Sweat bands - you still see the odd one, it's not on. You're not Andy Murray, and even he's a tw@t
Baggy jeans - just buy a pair that fit. Tw@ts
Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken? Just hold the fu.ckin thing.
Umbrella - wise up
A diary - that's what your brain's for
Rugby shirt - especially when you're built like a pipe cleaner
Vest/ 'wifebeater' - Chavvy b@st@rds.
I could go on
T-shirts that are blatantly too tight - I don't wat to see guys' nips so put them away
Oversized headphones - You're not a fu.cking DJ and even if you are there's no need for them walking down the street - you look like an @rsehole
Pink T-shirts - ridiculous unless you actually are gay
Sandals - unless your name's Moses and you live in the desert
Necklaces/ 'gold' chains - Unless it's the 80's and you're a fan of Miami Vice, leave it to the ladies eh?
Travel pillows - these pri.cks that pull them out of a bag on the plane - are you 5 years old?
Sweat bands - you still see the odd one, it's not on. You're not Andy Murray, and even he's a tw@t
Baggy jeans - just buy a pair that fit. Tw@ts
Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken? Just hold the fu.ckin thing.
Umbrella - wise up
A diary - that's what your brain's for
Rugby shirt - especially when you're built like a pipe cleaner
Vest/ 'wifebeater' - Chavvy b@st@rds.
I could go on
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:53 amPlease do 
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:57 amA name for his penis, even if it's a really clever name.
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:59 amWhats wrong with umbrellas ?? i got a golf one i use and its very handy when hammering dowm
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:21 pmGYBS wrote:Whats wrong with umbrellas ?? i got a golf one i use and its very handy when hammering dowm
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:22 pmSo its better to be all manly and turn up looking like a drowned rat and being freezing cold and stinking ?!
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:24 pmjohn craig wrote:Headsets for your mobile phone - Is your wrist broken? Just hold the fu.ckin thing.
dickheads who hold there mobile phone whilst driving, without a headset
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:25 pmSat navs and GPS units. Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map.
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:30 pmBad Bob wrote:Sat navs and GPS units. Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map.
Men who own maps and know how to read em was going to me my next one
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:34 pmaCe' wrote:Bad Bob wrote:Sat navs and GPS units. Proper men have an innate sense of direction or at least know how to read a feckin map.
Men who own maps and know how to read em was going to me my next one
You're defo a disgrace to your gender if you can't sort out a map. Real men ONLY consult maps in private, however. Scan it once, file the information away and then get out there and go to it. None of this pulling over and get the map spread out on the hood of the car nonsense. You'll just look a ponce.