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Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:01 am**

i blame judge

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:16 am**

Oh, just thought of another. TEETH ! If you were a real man, the chances are, you would have no teeth. Anyone gets on your nerves, you dont tell them to F@ck off, you chin em ! then your in a brawl and lose a tooth, or two. Toothache, not a problem, pull the bugger out with your bare hands grrrr. Missus cant get the jar open? in your gob bite the bugger off ! So there it is, if you own teeth, your not a real man !

PS. I do have teeth, but mine are more manly and stronger :cool:

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:26 am**

i've got all my own teeth. garlands here i come

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:53 am**

I have all my own teeth and use an electric toothbrush........ I suppose that means there is no hope for me then

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:10 am**

s@int wrote:I have all my own teeth and use an electric toothbrush........ I suppose that means there is no hope for me then

Unless you own "man teeth" then nope, your doomed.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:58 am**

i have my own tooth straighteners

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:08 pm**

No man should ever drink long necks bottles. These men tend to go to "the loo" - it is actually called "the jacks"

The only non pints allowed are whiskeys.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:10 pm**

bunglemark2 wrote:
andy_g wrote:you got that right

Hairy men in adult nappies.....what has this forum degenerated to....

kinell its woollyback

now you blame me

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:20 pm**

how do you know that's me? i never said i had a woolly front

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:29 pm**

Thats disgusting isnt it? Imagine walking down the beach, people going past you saying 'dirty b@stard' out of the side of their mouths.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:30 pm**

slim cigarettes, diet Soda, scented candles (unless you only use them to get some), romantic novels...ermm.. What else do you like Judge ?

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:05 pm**

aCe' wrote:slim cigarettes, diet Soda, scented candles (unless you only use them to get some), romantic novels...ermm.. What else do you like Judge ?

nothing wrong with scented candles mate... well needed if the house is smelling of certain smokey aromas

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:00 pm**

I agree with Daws i have scented candles in my house Vanilla and Cherry smell
great and make the misses happy

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:44 am**

aCe' wrote:slim cigarettes, diet Soda, scented candles (unless you only use them to get some), romantic novels...ermm.. What else do you like Judge ?

dont smoke, dont drink diet soda, the missus has the candles and only read the broadsheets mate

so how the hell is that me!!

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 am**

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