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Bono vs beckham - Who  to shoot first?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:28 am
by Big Niall
I sometimes have a nightmare that i have a gun and one bullet and bono and  beckham in opposite corners, refusing to get in a straight line.

who do you shoot?

bono - tax exile, dodging as much tax as he can (artists in ireland paid zero tax on their royalty income) but yet tells the Irish government what we should pay our tax money on - and oh, yeah, as soon as the law changed U2 being the moral people they are moved the "company's" profits to the netherlands as they suddenly realised that they are global  - used to be irish, but the day after our tax law changed, they became global.

beckham- anna kournikova of football, slow winger who rareley scores from open play who isn't as good as the guy before of after him at his club, whores family for yet more money yet claims privacy when his family formula is under pressure. He now hangs around the england team as his ego tries to match up with real footballers like bobby moore, bobby charlton and peter shilton. represents the worst in modern day footballers.

I really despise both man as I honestly believe they both represent the worst in society.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:33 am
by Parkinson
Bono

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:24 am
by account deleted by request
I would shoot Bono and frame Beckham for the murder :D

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:31 am
by Parkinson
s@int wrote:I would shoot Bono and frame Beckham for the murder :D

:D

Going by you're name sake you're hardly what I'd percieve as Saint.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:29 am
by SupitsJonF
A thread with only 2 options, would be great to have a poll added to it....

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:25 am
by Number 9
Big Niall wrote:I really despise both man as I honestly believe they both represent the worst in society.

Worst in society??

A little harsh dont ya think?Theres a lot woirse out there..rapists,paedos etc etc!

Id use the bullet to shoot you for starting such a stupid thread!! :D

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:35 pm
by Greavesie
bono

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:00 pm
by dawson99
gotta make bono history

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:02 pm
by Dundalk
Well im Irish and id still pick Bono

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:54 pm
by Emerald Red
Bono's a legend. Beckham isn't. Anyone who wears nail polish and still tries to pass themselves off as a man deserve a bullet.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:30 pm
by tonyeh
I'd shoot Bono and beat the shit out of Beckham with the butt of the gun.