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Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:10 am**

there was a young man named kuyt
at football he was sh*te
rafa gave him a game
even though he was lame
and now we are stuck with him out on the right

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:42 am**

There was an arl man near Taiwan
Whose first job was nicking a con
Now hes sits every night
Slating Dirk Kuyt
An wont be happy
Till Rafa has gone

:nod

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:55 am**

Bad Bob wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Kharhaz,he cant get no kip
He asked on Newkit for a tip
Pull your co'ck they said
He pulled until it was red
He blew his marbles good and proper
Went to bed................
His misssus wanted to feel his nopper
He fought,said no,but could'nt stop 'er
She yanked it and pulled like a gearstick
How can ya sleep with a sore di'ck?
Ya cant ya see!

andy_g wrote:barry loves newkit and he's staying
as long as his friends say they're playing
he becomes quite the ranter
on 5 pints of fanta
but we've got f'uck all clue what he's saying

B@stards the both of ya!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:14 am**

NANNY RED wrote:There was an arl man near Taiwan
Whose first job was nicking a con
Now hes sits every night
Slating Dirk Kuyt
An wont be happy
Till Rafa has gone

That is fecking brilliant. :laugh:

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:42 pm**

There was a young posted called "aCe",
Who wouldn't get off Dirk Kuyt's case,
Now him and Fo'Dene,
Have both ruptured their spleen,
Givin' everyone a pain in the face !!

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:49 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:54 pm**

as above

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:56 pm**

Maypax had a party...No one came!
Maypax had another party...just the same! :cool:

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:01 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:58 pm**

There was an arl man called Woof
Who played being mod in the Buff
He once was a Hippie
Who nicked from the chippy
So now he thinks hes dead tough

:laugh:

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:24 pm**

There was an ole poster called Nanny
Who had an enormous Tranny
The suspension was great
To handle the weight
For when we kidnap fat frankie the f*nny !

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:11 am**

there was an old girl called nanny
but the only rhyme I could think of was fanny
I knew I couldnt write that
she would call me a tw't
so I changed my mind cos I am canny

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:14 am**

peewee wrote:there was an old girl called nanny
but the only rhyme I could think of was fanny
I knew I couldnt write that
she would call me a tw't
so I changed my mind cos I am canny

Theres me doing my best and you shoot it to bits !

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:20 am**

Kharhaz wrote:
peewee wrote:there was an old girl called nanny
but the only rhyme I could think of was fanny
I knew I couldnt write that
she would call me a tw't
so I changed my mind cos I am canny

Theres me doing my best and you shoot it to bits !

I was driving to Cambodia yesterday trying to think what I could write for her

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:24 am**

The was an arl man named Peewee
He live somewhere foreign near Fiji
He whinged so much
About Rafa and such
We should rearrange his name into Weepee

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