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Newkit social club! - Pick em
Posted:
Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:27 pm
by red37
Pick a 'Newkit members 11' that would represent your ideal team to take on the nation...the world, the Cosmos even! Either be it at football, a squad handpicked for warfare...or maybe a select band of drinking buddies for a Friday night sesh. Up to you. As controversial/biased as you like! Use whatever distinctions you like. Such and such as a Defensive Midfielder, or so and so as a Seargent Major etc...in whichever order of merit you wish.
We've had the 'What you look like' thread. 'What animal would you represent' etc.. Now its time for - 'Who would i like/trust on my side' topic.
(It doesn't get any worse than this folks..don't worry!) Footy is just around the corner - soon. Promise
Posted:
Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:40 pm
by dawson99
manager - bigmick, cant see any arguaments with this one
Assistant manager - red37
GK:Lando Griffin, wont take any sh!t off anyone
LB: Andy G
RB: Bamaga Man
CB: Leej
CB:Leon
RW: Judge
LF: Saint
CM: Me!
CM:Jonnymac
ATT: red37
ATT: Dundalk
Subs: toffeehater, paulC, sabre, taff
physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton
(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)
Aww man, read it wrong, didnt see could be drinking buds...
woof, saint peewee and jonnymac. Leon, woolyback and toffeehater and dundalk and bamaga coming too! sweet. oh and andyg and leej... and the lasses of course, goes without saying.. but only when the lads are done chatting
Posted:
Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:36 pm
by account deleted by request
GK- Badbob - he's good at stopping all the sh!t and with his knowledge of geography should be useful finding away grounds.
LB - Bamaga - tactically aware and with the help of his scientific calculator will know the score. May need a spell learning in the reserves first, or maybe just learning how to spell ?
CB - Woof - we need someone with a bit of bite at the back
CB - Leon - power, height and sheer physical presence should ensure no problems in defense
RB - Conn'ovar - calm, unflustered and cultured defender, but may have problems if the game gets too technical
LM Bigmick - Should supply options playing between the lines while rotating zonally with Bamaga
CM - Dawson - quick witted and good at passing things on, a good bet for midfield
CM - Lando - good communication skills mean he is also Captain of the team, also means he will probably spend most of the time sat on the bench after communicating with the ref.
RM - Stu - need to see if he plays football as good as he talks it - end of.
ST - Stmichael - copies Torres goalscoring feats as we paste the opposition
ST - Dalglish - with a name like that how can we go wrong?
owner -peewee - we should be ok for money
manager -Ciggy - passionate and loyal, loves the team (hopefully including the coach)
coach - me
Youth developement - Joe Terp -as he seems to have a passionate interest in our young boys
press releases - Kharhaz
Scout -Toffeehater - should keep us up to date on who's available
Sorry to everyone I missed out
Posted:
Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:28 pm
by Toffeehater
dawson99 wrote:physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton
(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)
Well with the combined age of the phyiso's manily made up by nanny , the players would probably be dead by the time they get treatment
Posted:
Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:19 pm
by NANNY RED
Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:58 am
by Toffeehater
NANNY RED wrote:Toffeehater wrote:dawson99 wrote:physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton
(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)
Well with the combined age of the phyiso's manily made up by nanny
, the players would probably be dead by the time they get treatment
Your deffo looking for a smack id keep them well fit thed find muscles they never new they could use
Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:24 am
by ConnO'var
My Liverpool All Reds Rugby XV Lions
Foolback - Me!
Winger - Dawson
Winger - metalhead
Inside Centre - red37
Outside Centre - Igor Zidane
Fly Half - BigMick
Scrum Half - s@int
Number 8 - LFC2007
Back Row - Bamaga Man
Back Row - Sabre
Flanker - Woollyback
Flanker - Woof Woof
Prop - Badbob
Prop - Ace Ventura
Hooker - Judge
Owner : Peewee
Reserves : Andy_g, Bunglemark2, JamCar, GBJH, Nifty Neil, Dundalk, laza, Tofeehater
I like the idea of lady physio's though..... Nanny Red, shanks72
Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:46 pm
by Sabre
We have a lot of players and we can do a lot of teams
Scousester Rovers:
----------Leonmc--------
RedHayessi Igor Zidane Ciggy Nanny Red
---------SuperSub---------Dalglish
------------Jonnymac1979------------
Rafa Dodd----Adamnbarrett---Barry Belfast
It's a team full of passion and inconditional support for the Club and the city's values. They're all from Liverpool city (I think) except Dalglish, who's the only foreigner in the club but actually he has played for the team so many years he's just one more scouser.
The strikers are young but learning fast. The midfield is experienced and strong, while the Defence takes no shít. LeonMc, the captain of the team, is reported to frighten opposition strikers to the point that the strikers ask permission to shoot on goal.
When Barry Belfast was told by this journo he wasn't actually a scouser, he grabbed me against the wall and told me "he has as much passion as the next mate" and commanded the journo to write "he's an scouse from Belfast". "A scouser borns wherever he wants!!" he snapped.
Cliquenham United:
----------- The Rock----------
Babu Peewee Judge----------Karhaz
--------------Saint--------------
Mikz-------Dawson99-----Shanks 72
-----------Bamaga Man-----
It's a team in which it's difficult to single out individual quality rather the main feature is the block. They play well packed together and they form a solid team. Helps in the covers, Alternated attacks from the wings, and a well formed Spine with Peewee (captain), Saint, Dawson99, and Bamaga man.
While several youngsters like Toffeehater are working hard to enter the team, it's a settled team with a lot of cohesion and will be hard to get a regular place in it.
Pundits Athletic
---------Bigmick--------------
Bad Bob----Scottbot---Redman in Wales---Rush Job
-----------John Craig---Stu The Red
--------------Joe Terp--LFC2007------
------------------Lando Griffin----
With a 0-11-0 system this team is all about posession. They're crowded with quality but there are cohesion problems as Stu The Reds tends to get the ball from his own team mates to make his own play, he often tends to leave his team with 10 men aswell.
Bigmick started up as a midfielder but ended up as a keeper "It's the only position I see consistency and not choping and changing" he said. "I'm used to it now, it's fine. Should we keep the team unchanged it doesn't really matter I'm the keeper, we shall win the league" he added.
The team has so much quality and footie knowledge that sometimes they start debating in the middle of the pitch and the opposition scores a goal. It's understood LFC2007 and Bigmick have developed a communication system based on winks.
Joe Terp the new american acquisition of the team is learning fast "An inner force I have pushes me to try out a 3-6-1 Ultra attacking system but my team mates won't hear me, they want 4 at the back. All in all I'm happy".
Newkit Internazionale
-----------------Sabre--------------
Metalhead---Joko---Ariahzmad---Ruskii playmaker
------------------Zarababe-----------
Andy G----------Radun5-----------Heimdall
--------------Liverpool Mad man----
Andy G, scouser in birth insisted to play in the international squad "I'm all international" he said. Liverpool mad man just said "Cisse must start"
While reports suggest Zarababe has brittish passport, she claims "No, I'm argie".
Simply Red Rovers
--------------Taff----------
Ace Ventura----Bav London-----The Ace 1982-----Conn'o'var
-----------Woollyback-------
Emerald Red----Dundalk----Imsmewalaamb (I never get right that nick name sp?)
-------------------Red37
Rotation players: JBG,Jam Car, Bunglemark, Lee J, Hawkmoon,St Michael, Woof, AB, etc, etc
This is the regular team in newkit. They don't play as much minutes as others (that is they're not as boring as us), and have a veeery deep squad that rotates often (too many in the squad to mention). There's not a starting eleven as such.
Refferees: St Michael: He doesn't care about the pressure of the media .
The Manhattan Project: His sources make it unnecessary any technology to get right the off sides.
Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:01 pm
by Bad Bob
Sabre wrote:It's understood LFC2007 and Bigmick have developed a communication system based on winks.
Posted:
Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:11 pm
by taff
I would have Stu the Red and Dom and Roberts and Cheesecakery with Leon as manager.
Training would be lock them in a room and throw a drunken Leon armed to the teeth in, whoever is left chuck em on the pitch
Posted:
Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:51 am
by Judge
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:19 am
by jkop
Well as i was not selected im just happy to watch....
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:19 am
by jkop
Double post.
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:56 am
by lakes10
Anger management 11
bigmick
Heimdall
Jonnymac1979
AB
Stu The Red
Peewee
The Rock
Judge
s@int
NANNY RED
number 9