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Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:34 pm**

allrighty this is my first thread. everyday im gonna post a random riddle that i might have gotten from anyway - internet, friends, or created one myself. try answering them.

lets start off with this one . . . . .

1) how do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive?

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:36 pm**

Put a nipple on it

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:44 pm**

god dammit!

allright. you got it LFC2007

urm.....where do polar bears cast their votes?

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:13 pm**

Im guessing at the North Polling station

And thats two posts a day, hopefully you have used tomorrows up already

Try this one ...I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

Posted: **Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:37 pm**

F**kin beaut of a thread this..anymore along these lines and ill be bringing back my 'word of the day' - be warned

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:15 am**

destro wrote:Im guessing at the North Polling station

And thats two posts a day, hopefully you have used tomorrows up already

Try this one ...I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.

north poll

hmmmmm....

how can something that is never released be used by everybody? wouldnt it still be stuck in the case?
...
im still thinking

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:39 am**

how come you have 151 posts in the space of one day.

spammer

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:51 am**

ok max, thanks for the pm inviting me to give riddles and telling me it took one month to reach 151.

so my riddle is why does it say 'this is my first post' posted on 24th June 2007, it is now the 25th of june so we are talking about one day or less for 151 posts.

can you solve the riddle or are you a spammer

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:59 am**

where does it say first post?

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:02 pm**

ah yes, it says 'first thread"

so my new riddle is 'why didnt peewee read the post properley'?

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:08 pm**

maypaxvobiscum wrote:where does it say first post?

Another riddle :- How did you manage to alter your post without it saying "edited"

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:21 pm**

Another riddle WTF is your ID all about maypaxvobiscum ?

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:26 pm**

Ciggy wrote:Another riddle WTF is your ID all about maypaxvobiscum ?

Paxvobiscum is latin for "peace be with you".

Didn't you do latin at school :wwww

?

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:32 pm**

no woof, you see when you went to school latin was still used on a daily basis by centurions and senators, when the rest of us went to school latin had become a dead language

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:33 pm**

woof woof ! wrote:Paxvobiscum is latin for "peace be with you".

Like Id know that Woofs

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