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Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:24 pm
by red37
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:54 pm
by coddy
Guns/rifles dont have safety catches until a hilarious point or when the good guy is in the sight....
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:55 pm
by jonnymac1979
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
You finally watching it JBG?
Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:00 pm
by CardinalRed
Ever noticed that Donald Duck only wears a little sailors jacket up top, but when he's been in the shower, he comes out with a towel around his bottom half.............?!?!
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:13 am
by woof woof !
Main characters never have a problem finding restaurants and bars with vacant tables/stools . Even when the place is apparently heaving with punters .
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:32 pm
by Bad Bob
In honour of Casino Royale...
When gambling at the same crowded table, arch-enemies will always end up being the last two in the game, playing for all the marbles!
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:47 pm
by Judge
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:20 pm
by Bad Bob
Judge wrote:jonnymac1979 wrote:JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
You finally watching it JBG?
Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?
jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america
what a guy
Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:22 pm
by red37
Bad Bob wrote:Judge wrote:jonnymac1979 wrote:JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
You finally watching it JBG?
Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?
jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america
what a guy
Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:27 pm
by Bad Bob
red37 wrote:Bad Bob wrote:Judge wrote:jonnymac1979 wrote:JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
You finally watching it JBG?
Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?
jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america
what a guy
Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!
We've all been there, haven't we, mate? You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned.
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:34 pm
by red37
Bad Bob wrote:red37 wrote:Bad Bob wrote:Judge wrote:jonnymac1979 wrote:JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
You finally watching it JBG?
Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?
jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america
what a guy
Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!
We've all been there, haven't we, mate? You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned.
when ya gotta go....you go!
Posted:
Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:09 pm
by jonnymac1979
Jack Bauer doesn't take a shit. Shit takes Jack Bauers.
Posted:
Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:09 am
by coddy
In a High Speed car chase, the baddie gets the rubbish car but always manages to keep up.........
or
The baddie gets the best car by far, but then ends up in a river/fruit stand/water truck/shop window.
Posted:
Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:13 am
by 112-1077774096
when airbags inflate they stay inflated when in real life the inflate and deflate in a fraction of a second for safety purposes
Posted:
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:10 pm
by Judge
red37 wrote:Bad Bob wrote:red37 wrote:Bad Bob wrote:Judge wrote:jonnymac1979 wrote:JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?
You finally watching it JBG?
Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?
jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america
what a guy
Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!
We've all been there, haven't we, mate? You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned.
when ya gotta go....you go!
maybe he wears an underpant liner with wings. similar to that l'oreal advert stuff
because he's worth it