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Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:37 pm**

for the ladies:

Scientists have crossed a chicken with an onion and finally got a :censored:

that brings tears to a womens eyes

for the men

3 advantages of getting a £50 pound not on your penis. You can watch your money grow, you can play with your money, and your wife can blow as much as she wants of it

miscellaneous:

Viagra now comes as an eye drop, it wont give you an erection, but it'll make you look hard :d (old but still good)

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:39 pm**

Q. What is the useless bit of skin on the end of man's penis called??
A. A man!!

Q. How does a woman keep her uterus in place??
A. With the vacuum in her head!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:50 pm**

Q. What do you do if your washermachine packs up?
A. Slap her :oh:

Q. What do you call a man with a brain?
A. Dangerous

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:44 pm**

Lionheart wrote:Q. What is the useless bit of skin on the end of man's penis called??
A. A man!!

Q. How does a woman keep her uterus in place??
A. With the vacuum in her head!!

the second ones class

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:33 pm**

whats women and banks got in common?
once you withdraw you lose interest.

no man jokes because i believe we are superior

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:29 pm**

clik wrote:whats women and banks got in common?
once you withdraw you lose interest.
no man jokes because i believe we are superior

Haha class m8 pure class

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:34 pm**

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

none.. it should be f****ing open by the time she brings it you!

:glare:

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:38 pm**

God to Eva: You'll pay what you have done (eat the apple) with sweat and blood </Godly voice>

Eva: Well, may I pay it in comfortable month payments?

I know it's a bad joke.

I will come up with men jokes soon.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:02 am**

paddy and murphy and their respective wives decide to change partners for the night. paddy says to murphy ''that was fucking great, i wonder how the girls got on''

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:47 am**

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Here's a few about men:

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:35 pm**

Men are like floor tiles, if you lay them right the first time........ you can walk all over them forever.

I actually thought that was a gooden, not because its true though.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:44 pm**

Bamaga man wrote:

I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:49 pm**

Jerzy wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:???

I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

I didnt realise you were a girl

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:25 pm**

Bamaga man wrote:
Jerzy wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:???

I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

I didnt realise you were a girl

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:26 pm**

Bamaga man wrote:
Jerzy wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:???

I didn't realise you lacked a sense of humour.

I didnt realise you were a girl

I wasn't referring to your joke, but good reply.

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Men jokes, women jokes - Post up your best two each

Men jokes, women jokes - Post up your best two each