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Woollyback wrote:so smeg lad, have you weighed up your options yet? have you decided which weigh the scales are going to tip? what's that, you wanna do her & her mate at the same time? fat chance!

Trust you Woolly!!!!! 

Personally, I think he should weight a bit and size her up.   

Sabre wrote:(Note on northern Spanish humour, it's usual in pubs here, when the virility of someone is put in doubt, to boast about one's ability til the point of exagerating it absurdly, ie, my dick is bigger, no mine, is bigger, and so on and so on, until you say that you have so large dick that you have to tie the dick to the leg )

Meaning... keep the joking whatever you want, no prob Bad Bob mate

No point being diplomatic with ol' Bad Bob, alias "Kofi Annan".

Just drop-kick him in the head.

You'll get a lot further. 

0asis wrote:

Just make sure she doesn't go on top, otherwise you're f.ucked

jockey 

Cool Hand Luke wrote:Courtesy of Judge:

Cool Hand Luke wrote:Courtesy of Judge:

P*ssed myself laughing at that

            

Smeg wrote:So, theres this bird I chat to on the net, have been the past few months, we get on great, she's a great lass and doesnt support anyone, which is a blessing up here cos theyre all bandwagon chelsea fannies. THE PROBLEM, some of you will think Im a for letting this issue hold me back, but the bird is fairly over weight. Hard to guess on a webcam, met up a few times lately and me fears were confirmed, shed swallow me. Annoying thing is, you cant guess it from her face, shes one of them birds that if 3 stone or so lighter, shed be bang tidy, a real corker. She isdieting, I just dont really take birds serously on such matters as I think shel just always be big.

So what do I do? Am I a for letting something like that get in the way of us? I feel on one hand like Im gonna miss out big time IF she slims, and on the other hand I feel like I am a shallow for taking it into account. Spose I need to conult the ladder theory, any other ideas?

Thing is, Iv got a few options available in terms of birds but this girls the "nicest" if you know what I mean...

kazza 1 wrote:Come on lads, the fella's looking a bit of advice from you and all you can do is laugh at him (although it is very funny!!!!)   
Come on girls lets give the lad some advice...........
I dont see the problem mate. Ok she might be on the chubby side, but it should'nt make a difference if she is. Surely you can see past the outer beauty and see inside. After all beauty is only skin deep. If you have got on really well with her, her weight should'nt be a problem. And if she is on a diet, you have to believe that she is trying. Some people find it really hard to loose weight, so you should be helping and encouraging her. You must have got on really well with her, what with talking to her on the internet and now you've seen what she looks like you still seem to like her.
Anyway dont people always say that bigger girls are more fun?? I would go for it mate. She could be the love of your life and if you miss out on it, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Good luck with whatever you decide.........

I totally agree with Kazza.

Being overweight is something she can change and if she has you as an incentive, then I think that is all she will need.

Meeting someone you get on well with and who you can trust is like gold dust.

Give her a chance, I don't see that you have anything to loose. If it doesn't work out then there will still be other girls out there.

But I say, go for it!