Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:14 am
Your SO brave when the Mrs isn't around AL
Your SO brave when the Mrs isn't around AL
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:14 am Your SO brave when the Mrs isn't around AL
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:34 amThe dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh*tting herself.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:43 amA man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the light off?" he asks.
"Why?" she replies. "Are you feeling a bit shy?"
"No," he says. "Because it's burning my a.sssssss!"
"Can I turn the light off?" he asks.
"Why?" she replies. "Are you feeling a bit shy?"
"No," he says. "Because it's burning my a.sssssss!"
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:48 amAn old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.
"How am I doing?" He asks.
"Three knots," she replies.
"Three knots? What's that mean?"
"You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
"How am I doing?" He asks.
"Three knots," she replies.
"Three knots? What's that mean?"
"You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:48 amA woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together."
"How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well then," said the beggar, "What are you doing in my bed?"
"How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well then," said the beggar, "What are you doing in my bed?"
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:57 amsouth korean president in a high level meeting with bush whose face getting pale:
"i said i will drop my nuclear PROGRAM, did I said 'where'?"
"i said i will drop my nuclear PROGRAM, did I said 'where'?"
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:37 pmPreganant Irish girl phones home:
''mam oi tink waters hav broke''
mum says ''Oh me holy jaysus where are ya ringin from?''
girl ''from me minge to me ankles''
''mam oi tink waters hav broke''
mum says ''Oh me holy jaysus where are ya ringin from?''
girl ''from me minge to me ankles''
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:50 pmJudge wrote:Preganant Irish girl phones home:
''mam oi tink waters hav broke''
mum says ''Oh me holy jaysus where are ya ringin from?''
girl ''from me minge to me ankles''
classic
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:56 pmWhat has three legs and lives on a farm?
Paul and Heather McCartney
Paul and Heather McCartney
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:14 pmJeremy Beadle has a small penis, but on the other hand its rather big
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:16 pmQ: what do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney
A: Linda McCartney
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:24 pmbad but a classic woolly
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:27 pmWhat's big, white and can't climb trees?
a fridge
a fridge
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:33 pmok
whats green and has 23 balls??
a snooker table
old but still bad
whats green and has 23 balls??
a snooker table
old but still bad
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:08 pmQ: what's got 200 tiny balls and f*cks rabbits?
A: a shotgun
A: a shotgun